Mason Mount #16 We don't mind if it's roughly or gently, we'd just like to get ploughed in Mason's Bentley

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Fuck me STONES IS HERE

Stood in front of me for a couple seconds. Felt like an eternity.

 
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Ooh a surprise you say….
 
I've just come back from shopping and I've reached an important conclusion.

Humans can no longer be considered "intelligent" life.
 
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Also @MrsGrealish why is your husband incapable of dressing himself properly? It would seem he has one trouser leg tucked in his sock and the other not? Also he doesn’t get the point of a face covering with his nose out.
I thought I’d mention it so when he gets back you could perhaps let him know over dinner

I've just come back from shopping and I've reached an important conclusion.

Humans can no longer be considered "intelligent" life.
Figured that out yesterday when I desperately needed petrol and the fuckwits were queuing for half a mile. Imbeciles
 
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Kai isn't playing either
I guess Tuchel is resting my faves for Wednesday. How nice of him.
 
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I am surprised the clubs still bother with masks when the players can go To a nightclub and dance with 50 people without any testing or vaccine requirment
 
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He's normally naked at home so he doesnt really know how

Figured that out yesterday when I desperately needed petrol and the fuckwits were queuing for half a mile. Imbeciles
I've driven passed 4 petrol stations and their all queuing up beeping each and getting annoyed. Glad I filled up yesterday when I needed to before the fuckwit fannies of youracunts-ville drained everything dry.
 
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