Mason Mount #16 We don't mind if it's roughly or gently, we'd just like to get ploughed in Mason's Bentley

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laylavd

The funniest thing about this is I've just called him Dennis to my Mum. She asked if I'd slept well to which I said ' Well if dreaming about Dennis Maguire and his wife...' I styled it out pretty well.
 
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keylimepie

Morning all. Have a lovely day @MrsM19 (at least I think it’s you) at your player experience! Sorry Mase may not be there but I’m sorry I gave him groin strain. The Bentley was kinda cramped and it just got a bit out of hand. I hope you forgive me
 
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PunkRocker

Not so long ago you all thought I was barmy and now look! Turns out you all just needed a scapegoat to take the heat before you came crawling out and basking in the TT goodness. Nevermind, I can take it. Like Mason, I'm confident

Also, looks like we have another Southgate fan. Sorry @Ceejay23, you may have to share after all

Well done @Eden246 on that amazing achievement Maybe Mason's trumpet also helped so don't give it up long-term!
 
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keylimepie

Loving the fact that Tony is outdoing Poch, Ronaldo and Southgate. Just wait til he pulls out that result at the next Mount family dinner.
 
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Thegreenbush96

I had a dream about Dec last night. In it he scored for England at Wembely and then the same night went on Stricly Come Dancing. The commentator at the football mentioned how he is going to be the next England captain while in a shot with Kane. And then on Strictly they mentioned he didn’t even have enough time to have a proper ice bath before dancing. Mase was not in the dream and it was mentioned he was not in the England squad due to injury.
 
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Eden246

You might be right with the scapegoat thing. You’ll be happy to know I didn’t use you as a scapegoat. He still does not float my boat And thank you One shall not give up the Mount trumpet
 
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PunkRocker

Eden246 said:
You might be right with the scapegoat thing. You’ll be happy to know I didn’t use you as a scapegoat. He still does not float my boat And thank you One shall not give up the Mount trumpet
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If he doesn’t now then he never will I did see a pic yesterday which brought me very close to the ick so I had to do some quick immersion therapy to get back to the right frame of mind!

calmyourritas said:
It’s true

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We're all wee slutbags for Mason Mount
 
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QueenL

So happy for you! I'm sure you will get to your goal in no time! I'm trying to get back to a healthier lifestyle again, the pandemic (I know we are still on it, but at least I can see the light at the end of the tunnel) really messed up with me, so hopefully it works as well as it's doing for you!


There are so many lurkers! 51 votes, and I swear only 20 or so of us talk on here. We don't bite, I'll bite if you ask Mase, no need to worry.
I'm in shock Ronaldo has 4 votes, at least there are many ahead of him.

Won't be watching the match as the disaster that is my team play at the same time, but hopefully someone can get pics/vids of him at the stands.

Our Mase and a bit of Tink for his lovers, from yesterday's video, I just keep thinking why they didn't let Mase do it alone

 
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Scuffed

calmyourritas said:
Just leaving this here to brighten up your day

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Morning FBC family Thanks for this beaut, definitely brightened my morning

Had a very vivid dream that I was fitting Mason with some kind of uniform and he was being super flirty and I feel it had potential to go somewhere but Mr Scuffed woke me up coughing so it ended there.

Hope everyone has lots of lovely plans for today
 
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PunkRocker

I've just had a weird bit of a dream come back to me. No Mason as usual but I seemed to be at a food festival and was getting a burger and a hotdog on a plate. But the hotdog was just the sausage, no roll. And then a man was standing behind me and touched me because my tag was sticking out and kept touching me down my sides and across my shoulders. And he looked like Munch from Two Pints
 
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MrsM19

I'm raging.

Do you guys remember that marketing girl that got caught sexting Jorginho last year?

She just popped up to the top of the road and brought 2 friends in. Ahead of people that are waiting to be brought down.
 
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Thegreenbush96

MrsM19 said:
I'm raging.

Do you guys remember that marketing girl that got caught sexting Jorginho last year?

She just popped up to the top of the road and brought 2 friends in. Ahead of people that are waiting to be brought down.
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Didnt she have some links to Chelsea - that being how she meet Jorginho. Or maybe the affair is continuing.
 
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Thegreenbush96

If she anounces her pregnancy they will be even more videos of the pair of them.

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She works at Chelsea marketing dept. Elisa Scalon.
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I am surprised she hasn’t been asked to leave - I am sure there are rules about staff and the players not having sexual contact.
 
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MrsM19

I forgive you. We would all do the same given the opportunity.
I hope he doesn't get any injury when it's my turn.

Thank God I didn't travel all the way for Mason only.

I met an American friend last night (he moved to London last month) and Grealish is on today. I'm happy out. Also, you are all in for a big surprise...
 
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Chani10

Pre-lunch video:


Also, terrible behaviour from that lady. If I worked for United, I would NEVER do something like that...
 
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