Mason Mount #16 We don't mind if it's roughly or gently, we'd just like to get ploughed in Mason's Bentley

WELCOME TO THREAD 16! Title by our resident @PunkRocker



POLL - TWO VOTES, NO CHANGES!

We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.

Initiation checklist:
Do you like nipples?
Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth?
Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both?
Fluffy hair or Daddy cut?
Do you know the password?
What is your preference on facial hair?

List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:

Recap of previous thread:
Who is best in bed? Poll results!
Daddy won by a landslide 48.1%
Followed by Jack with 22.2%
And then Pebbles in third with 16%
The first few pages of the thread were just us arguing between ourselves and getting upset when the poll wasn’t going the way we wanted.
There is a new curfew on pics… 6pm and earlier, no later or nightmares will be had.
@keylimepie flirted with the sky expert.
Emetophilia is not for us.
@jflurker93 had us all on the floor with her foot fetish story.
We are all still Chelsea sluts.
Mason was benched but got a game! #FreeThePianoMan
The match wasn’t on TV which is a fucking joke and I’m putting a formal complaint in to Sky Sports.
Mase came on as captain, scored a penalty and gave us the full on DADDY I KNOW IM SEXY face.
Poor Craig missed.
New FBC initiative… MM beach towels, bath towels, hand towels, face towels.. you get the drift. Proceeds go towards a day trip to Cobham.
We got another sexy video of Mason in full daddy mode yet again wearing a Prada jacket. Thankyou Carlotta.
More proof that Mase reads this thread… getting rid of the kitty tickler after we said we didn’t like it. Now after we ripped him for the washbag he somehow managed to cram it into his rucksack instead of carrying it.
Next we want NO LONG SLEEVES. Or a dick pic. But I’m not sexualising.
Mase went out for dinner with his siblings and somehow made eating ants look sexy.
For some reason Mason was wearing a hoodie under his kit?! Like… why?
HAPPY MOVING DAY TO @Isanythingrealanymore !!
A minor injury for our boy he was injured but still stepped forward and did his pen what a guy.
Does Mase actually have a Bentley? Is he a Ford Fiesta kinda bloke? Maybe a Mini. Or a push bike. Butternips come and tell us the truth please.
The BLOODY washbag is back again!
The Cobham College Stalker has returned and honestly needs a restraining order.
@User name taken is in the box for the foreseeable. Dennis is a no.
Mason is going to be live on Twitch on Monday!
is now banned before 6pm.
This was really hard to write a recap for because I felt like nothing happened so enjoy a sexy pic.

Superb recap but minor fault in the poll.

Ronaldo ain't over 40.

Yeeees!!! Loved the recap, as always
Very confused about Ronaldo being on the list but boxes of shame are available for anyone who needs them.

Great recap @calmyourritas another thread we filled with pure nonsense! I feel like I should give Tony a vote purely because he helped to create Mason

calmyourritas said:

WELCOME TO THREAD 16! Title by our resident @PunkRocker

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POLL - TWO VOTES, NO CHANGES!

We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.

Initiation checklist:
Do you like nipples?
Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth?
Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both?
Fluffy hair or Daddy cut?
Do you know the password?
What is your preference on facial hair?

List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:

Spoiler: Click here

Daddy - Mason
SPICY Rice - Declan
- Kyle Walker
Gnasher - Foden
Dennis the Menace - Maguire
Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly
Tytan - Mings
🪨 Pebbles - Stones
Grealush/Jack the Lad/Light - Grealish
Mr Angry - Pickford
Spank me Hendo - Henderson
Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL
Grandad - Kane
P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick Bamford

Recap of previous thread:
Who is best in bed? Poll results!
Daddy won by a landslide 48.1%
Followed by Jack with 22.2%
And then Pebbles in third with 16%
The first few pages of the thread were just us arguing between ourselves and getting upset when the poll wasn’t going the way we wanted.
There is a new curfew on pics… 6pm and earlier, no later or nightmares will be had.
@keylimepie flirted with the sky expert.
Emetophilia is not for us.
@jflurker93 had us all on the floor with her foot fetish story.
We are all still Chelsea sluts.
Mason was benched but got a game! #FreeThePianoMan
The match wasn’t on TV which is a fucking joke and I’m putting a formal complaint in to Sky Sports.
Mase came on as captain, scored a penalty and gave us the full on DADDY I KNOW IM SEXY face.
Poor Craig missed.
New FBC initiative… MM beach towels, bath towels, hand towels, face towels.. you get the drift. Proceeds go towards a day trip to Cobham.
We got another sexy video of Mason in full daddy mode yet again wearing a Prada jacket. Thankyou Carlotta.
More proof that Mase reads this thread… getting rid of the kitty tickler after we said we didn’t like it. Now after we ripped him for the washbag he somehow managed to cram it into his rucksack instead of carrying it.
Next we want NO LONG SLEEVES. Or a dick pic. But I’m not sexualising.
Mase went out for dinner with his siblings and somehow made eating ants look sexy.
For some reason Mason was wearing a hoodie under his kit?! Like… why?
HAPPY MOVING DAY TO @Isanythingrealanymore !!
A minor injury for our boy he was injured but still stepped forward and did his pen what a guy.
Does Mase actually have a Bentley? Is he a Ford Fiesta kinda bloke? Maybe a Mini. Or a push bike. Butternips come and tell us the truth please.
The BLOODY washbag is back again!
The Cobham College Stalker has returned and honestly needs a restraining order.
@User name taken is in the box for the foreseeable. Dennis is a no.
Mason is going to be live on Twitch on Monday!
is now banned before 6pm.
This was really hard to write a recap for because I felt like nothing happened so enjoy a sexy pic.

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Excellent as always! I don't know how you make our drivel sound so riveting but it's a bloody skill!
Also my boy Ronaldo isn't 40 yet but he is a DILF, what a dilemma for my second vote!

I genuinely thought Ronaldo was about 45 not gonnna lie… OOPS

Brilliant recap. My man tuchel getting 2 votes. Yes

Great recap as always
Im just gonna put it out there: tony already has a vote and i take full responsability

Which Ronaldo are we talking about? When I saw it was over 40, I assumed it was Brazil Ronaldo

Aailen said:

Great recap as always
Im just gonna put it out there: tony already has a vote and i take full responsability

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Was just about to ask who was it.

Chani10 said:

Which Ronaldo are we talking about? When I saw it was over 40, I assumed it was Brazil Ronaldo

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Portuguese and United Ronaldo

Chani10 said:

Yeeees!!! Loved the recap, as always
Very confused about Ronaldo being on the list but boxes of shame are available for anyone who needs them.

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Punk wants a bit of him

Aailen said:

Great recap as always
Im just gonna put it out there: tony already has a vote and i take full responsability

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Tony might have been my third choice but I don't want an awkward family dinner next time I'm round there

@calmyourritas
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calmyourritas said:

I genuinely thought Ronaldo was about 45 not gonnna lie… OOPS

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Yeah.....he's 36.

I voted lampard he like an older, less shagable version of daddy.

Chani10 said:

Which Ronaldo are we talking about? When I saw it was over 40, I assumed it was Brazil Ronaldo

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In that case that is exactly who I meant

Excellent recap as always Voted (Pep and Lamps for me!) Now off to bed - thanks guys, this was what I needed

Redknapp is my number 1 and I’m currently undecided about 2nd…

I wonder how quick this thread will go. No playing pics of him till Wednesday at the earliest. I do hope he at least makes the squad for Wednesday as if not he will likely not be in the England squad and we get so much content and stuff to look at.

PunkRocker said:

Tony might have been my third choice but I don't want an awkward family dinner next time I'm round there

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I think its actually a good way to get mason to get his act together, i would tell him something along the lines of "if you dont start picking me up on the bentley more regularly imma fuck your dad"