Marriedand29ish

[Lozzle.bee]

Awww one more week when Ash is back from his double life and Em is learning to ride her bike without stabERlisers! What a boring cow zzzzz

Oh look! What a surprise…Ash is going away again for a WHOLE SEVEN DAYS!

We knew he couldn’t keep away from his mistress for long! He is so busy ‘working’ and even when he’s home he is ‘decompressing’ on his PlayStation

READ THE SIGNS CAROWHINE

 

[CaliforinaDreamin]

Oh look! What a surprise…Ash is going away again for a WHOLE SEVEN DAYS!

We knew he couldn’t keep away from his mistress for long! He is so busy ‘working’ and even when he’s home he is ‘decompressing’ on his PlayStation

READ THE SIGNS CAROWHINE

I’d be too mortified to admit my husband had zero interest in me. She just doesn’t see it.

 

[JSquared]

I’d be too mortified to admit my husband had zero interest in me. She just doesn’t see it.

I honestly think she would put up with it as he’s funding her life. A split would mean getting a job and let’s be honest, we all know she would rather lose a leg than work!

 

[Ocupus5]

Ash tell us you don’t like your wife and home life without telling us you don’t like your wife and home life

 

[CrazyGiraffeLady]

He definitely has another family doesn’t he!

 

[Notforthegram]

I'm so sick of this idiot complaining how busy she is and how she 'can't wait for the weekend'. YOU. DONT. WORK. CAROWHINE. You have a busy day playing catch up?? What, you need to clean your kitchen again?? Organise some stickers for miss Emily?? In case you are wondering, I have my 2 year old all day, I might get an hours nap if he decides to sleep today, then when my husband gets back from work I go off to do my 12 hours nightshift. Then repeat Saturday and Sunday

 

[flippinpancakes]

This insta hun thinking she’s some fashion icon and linking all the clothes gives me second hand embarrassment, she looks awful ALL the time

 

[Fmf17]

This insta hun thinking she’s some fashion icon and linking all the clothes gives me second hand embarrassment, she looks awful ALL the time

The clothes are always so shapeless. Bet she’s got an alright figure but just dresses in tent outfits all the time

 

[Lozzle.bee]

Her daughter always looks so pale and ill

 

[josie2000]

Her daughter always looks so pale and ill

She is definitely deficient in something.

 

[RamonaFlowers]

She is definitely deficient in something.

Banter

 

[Instagrime]

A new low today I think - posting her daughters diary / personal thoughts & feelings online for strangers to read?! Is nothing sacred with these influencers? Very, very poor taste

 

[Serious_Susan]

Her daughter is 5… does she really have a diary

Correction to say just watched the story and not sure how I feel about her documenting all of that

 

[cill2019]

There’s an awful lot of “feeling sad”. It’s genuinely quite an upsetting thing to read. The fact the only time she’s happy is when daddy’s home should tell them something. Does he really need to be away for weeks at a time power washing?

 

[georgijane]

Has she said if she’s still crying at school drop off?

 

[Notforthegram]

A new low today I think - posting her daughters diary / personal thoughts & feelings online for strangers to read?! Is nothing sacred with these influencers? Very, very poor taste

Absolutely disgusting isn't it. Imagining having your daughter's trust so she can discuss her feelings openly and privately, only for mum to then go on Instagram and share it with 10K people to read?? Is nothing sacred anymore??

 

[CaliforinaDreamin]

#thegoodwife as opposed to #theotherwife??

 

[Fmf17]

Sorry. How does her kitchen get that messy with one child and she don’t work? I reckon she chucks a lot of it in the shot for the gram.

 

[Lozzle.bee]

Her feet are bleeping massive

 

[Notforthegram]

Why does this 30 something woman acts like a toddler at the slightest bit of inconvenience?? No wonder Emily can't control her feelings and has a hissy fit the moment something doesn't go her way, when she was raised and spoilt by someone like Carowhine. Also the 'now I need retail therapy ' bit boiled my piss, how unrelatable and tone deaf in the middle of a cost of living crisis I work full time whilst rasing a toddler and my husband has a great job too and yet I can't afford to just do a massive ASOS order every time I feel upset, so how does this useless jobless lump of bleep can I do not know.
Ps. WHERE THE duck ARE YOUR EYES CAROWHINE??