Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

[Princess of Scots]

Imagine Richie and Morag...there's a terrifying thought

Enough to give you nightmares

 

[Kas01980]

Night! I'm back to watching the last 30 mins of Bake Off now

Mmmmm cakkeeeee. Enjoy

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Not the vegan thing again ffs . How is wine not vegan it’s made with grapes?

 

[Moongirl69]

This is the funniest moment for me, like I don't think whatever else comes up will even come close to being this fucking funny

I had some wines and got my fella to rewind the telly and take it. Its a belter

 

[okeydokey..]

I still see the report button.

Mines disappeared

 

[okeydokey..]

Hoping for plenty of Randy Richie tonight . Not a grey hair in sight and a powerful set of hips. Is he growing on anyone else?
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A powerful set of hips

 

[okeydokey..]

Is it only Tuesday? In that case pass me the Malbec.

I know feels like a Thursday I need more vino tonight

 

[okeydokey..]

Omg will she FUCK OFF SAYING SUPER!!!!!

Sickening my happiness

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

What do you love peej? What is it? Enlighten us.

 

[Jt2020]

Go on Adrian!!

 

[boohoohun2]

reallifeofgemrose is Gemma’s johnathanwileman is Jonathan’s

Spoiler

lol in that MAFS promo Gemma looks nothing like her insta pics

 

[Mizzdee]

Thomas rocking the Lloyd Christmas 'do tonight

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

No one’s whatting his crown?

 

[devilleil]

Who do we all have bets on having this affair that’s ment to happen then? It’s either Kasia or april with one of the new husbands I think one is a fake and completely sly a total narcissist and the other is a beautiful woman who is way too easy and a bit of a sex pest could go either way! Must say not finding many of them likeable this year they all seem totally in it for the fame and it’s just draining to watch I hope we get some fun amongst all the drama or it’s just a waste!

Also not being funny but the new woman in the intruder couples are actually attractive and the men they’ve been paired with… well quite frankly aren’t what is with those face tattoos on that man?

I don’t know why but going off the editing last night I had a feeling it was foreshadowing Lara and George but I could be totally off the mark.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I think Thomas tries to hard with the one liners sometimes.


Sorry about the shit recap, I've had a shit day and cba *pours vodka*

 

[Dogtanian]

I'm not sure if this is a spoiler or not...

Spoiler: New couple spoiler

...but I'm sure I've seen one of the new couples, Gemma from Devon, on the internet. Sans clothes and showing off what she has.
I may be wrong of course and I can hardly check whilst I'm at work.

 

[boohoohun2]

And this is the problem with Jenna. She keeps pushing her vegan agenda. And saying Zoe will stop eating meat one day when she knows all the facts. So patronising. Ironically, a lot of vegan foods are unethically sourced.

All Zoe has gone on about is meat so she deffo won’t give it up lol

 

[Now I get it]

Hello guys

 

[okeydokey..]

Omg what’s he doing

 

[Now I get it]

The way he acts he’s somewhere between a 12 year old girl and an 80 year old man.

Perfect description of the creepy wanker