Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

[Candycrush]

Jenna on Zoe's views on veganism: "I've never known anyone so..." *does hand movement to suggest set in their ways*

Oh the irony

Spoiler: Thoughts on Duka

interested to see how Duka acts in future episodes. The experts have been hinting at a redemption story for Whitney but I find it weird how Duka doesn't really post much on Instagram except a story every so often telling people to spread positivity. The way that E4 have edited the show so far, I wouldn't be surprised if Duka ends up being the dick for some reason and Whitney ends up looking reasonable.

April has posted that the activities in yes week were chosen by the producers. She didn't know which activity they were doing until they arrived there.

 

[Dogtanian]

Ugh, Carling lager - sponsored by armitage shanks

 

[Thank(space)you]

IF YOURE GONNA USE SPOILERS THEN PUT THEM IN A SPOILER TAG AND IF YOU ARE GONNA RESPOND TO SPOILERS, PLEASE RESPOND IN A SPOILER TAG

Added to the 1st post

 

[boohoohun2]

I’m sorry but if Kwame said ‘she can’t dictate to me whether we sleep together or not’ it would be threatening at rape. That sounds rapey and abusive the experts need to tell her it’s fucking weird

 

[okeydokey..]

@okeydokey.. i have a report button but when ya click it, it doesn’t work? Hahahahaha

It’s because we’re on the wine

 

[Londoncailín]

George should sleep with one eye open tonight, Richie looks pissed

He might sing another song to kill George

 

[Its_Me]

I feel like Chanita could be a snake in the grass

Why though?

 

[crispycrunch]

Can't make my mind up if I like Mel's outfit or not

 

[Now I get it]

Me too… whys no one told her to get em sorted out?!

Cannot stop seeing them now

 

[Thank(space)you]

I actually thought Adrian was quite good, could teach Ritchie a thing or two

Re the report issue - maybe post in forum business if you think it's an issue.

 

[franmargio]

Absolutely not

I stand corrected

 

[Now I get it]

Aww no it’s Bake off day tomorrow I’ll be late

Bloody channel 4! They need to change the schedule so MAFS starts at 930!! I love bake off

 

[crispycrunch]

You know that Kasia is going to use yes week to get some serious chocolate

She wants to eat that chocolate

 

[Mizzdee]

Honestly, really struggling to read Chanita

 

[Aussie]

Tonight had better be bloody good because I’m missing the end of Bake Off for this - and there is a seriously hot man WHO MAKES CAKE over there.

Is that the guy who came 2nd in the red velvet cake challenge!?

 

[Its_Me]

Must be, it just takes me to the email takedown request is anyone else’s doing that? Usually just lets me hit report and then I can lock a thread but not this time haha

I think that happens when a certain amount of time has passed

 

[okeydokey..]

Eh why did she have sex with him when she more or less said she wasn't into him

I was thinking this myself

 

[Clovis]

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Jenna gives me Smell from This is England vibes (not in a good way)

I'm getting Edith Massey in Female Trouble:

 

[MarshMallowMonster]

i couldn’t even look at bob at the end, i felt too awkward like bob, she has actively kissed another man and sits there every week saying she isn’t into you romantically. and he still kept writing “stay” like an absolute wet rag.

pjay and george aren’t that level yet but pjay is getting there. i don’t like jess but she has been pretty honest with him on how she sees him and what their relationship is to her. and he’s like she’s perfect she’s everything urgh.

PJay proper went on a Wonky Lips Worship speech saying how amazing she is and if she falls he will be there to pick her up. Meh! And George defending April who treats him like crap. Are they that desperate to appear ‘nice’ and stay in the sham? Meh!

 

[Its_Me]

What did Slutty Mr.Blobby mean when she said no man can blame himself for not having sex with me? Did I catch that right?

She said “No man can tell me we haven’t sex because of him.” Whatever that means…