Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

[Shesaidwhat?]

A good vet would get that back in a field.

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

I think I might be warming to George.
Nobody is more shocked about that than me

 

[paulpercy666]

this woman’s horniness knows no bounds good grief

 

[Its_Me]

To be fair to her she made vegan cheese burgers even though she was in charge. Didn’t eat them as they were horrid but she didn’t have to do that.

She said she would try to adapt which I think is as much as you can expect from someone really. You can’t just presume they are going to become a vegan or whatever because you want them to.

 

[Jt2020]

Adrian is really regretting MAFS now

 

[AnonyGoss]

Kwame is a git but he is trying to let Kasia down gently. I felt he means sex is to available these days in general, anyone male or female can go out and get laid. I think if Kasia played a bit harder to get his interest could possibly be piqued. Kasia is gorgeous but the sex-pest behaviour is off-putting big time!

I do agree Kasia is a sex pest. Sadly, I think she feels like she doesn't have anything else of value to offer, aside from her punani. Maybe she's used to men using her for sex, because this behaviour is too much.

 

[Its_Me]

Ah I knew there was a little ghetto in my girl Chanita

 

[Mizzdee]

George's dick and balls just retracted inside his body

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

If Kwame wasn't interested when Kasia was nearly falling out of her top on the honeymoon he isn't going to change when he has to do what he's told.

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

I'm still shook at basically seeing Kasia's arsehole to be honest.

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

I bet kwame was thankful for that night away from a very sexually frustrated Kasia. At least he didn't have to sleep with one eye open.

 

[LaBlonde]

kasia is the best thing about this series

 

[Miss Begotten]

Kasha’s pursuit of sex with a man who doesn’t want to have sex with her is gross af. Imagine the roles reversed.

I can’t remember the roles being reversed, but I do remember Dom trying to force an extremely uncomfortable Jack into period sex.
It’s only funny because Kwame is so blatantly full of shit and just here for the holiday.

 

[Dogtanian]

If I was George I’d stuff her toothbrush right up my brown starfish as soon as I got chance! (Mind you, I’m filth )

 

[crispycrunch]

Hoping for plenty of Randy Richie tonight . Not a grey hair in sight and a powerful set of hips. Is he growing on anyone else?
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You need removing from this thread just for posting that shit mate!!!!!

 

[malibu skies]

I’m starting late tonight so I missed out on the thread BUT I needed to let you know that my subtitles aren’t working properly and it reminded me of that infamous night

Spoiler: if you know, you know

 

[Regina George]

Why are curtains and Thomas even trying

 

[Thank(space)you]

Tbf I'd love someone to have my back like George is with April

 

[Miss Begotten]

Previous thread here

Married At First Sight UK #4 Is Jenna vegan? She hasn't mentioned it

I was at leaving drinks for someone at work and I drove so fast to get home for MAFS!!!! Havent even taken my shoes and jacket off

tattle.life

Thanks @Miss Begotten for the winning title

Couples are moving in together tonight

Oh my days I fucking love you.
Id like to thank my mum and dad, my long suffering OH, my kids and most of all, my cat, who, despite the fact that she hates me and shits in my slippers, has always got my back.

 

[Jt2020]

Here’s the big question Tattlers, who would you rather be dressed like tonight - Jess or Kasia? Jumping in the bin instead is not an answer