Married at first sight Uk #7 Brads a walking red flag and Ella's only there for a shag

[Diagnosis123]

JJs shirt is horrendous

Looks like a middle aged darts player

 

[Veronicacorningstone]

Turning the volume up during GeorgeS’ French rant so my boyfriend in the other room thinks I’m watching some educational French movie

 

[Diagnosis123]

"It's got 100,000 miles on the clock but it runs like new, sailed through its MOT"

 

[Furrytriangle]

I feel like half these people mean ‘stay on tv’ rather than ‘stay’, because their words and actions do not match their desire to stay!

 

[Diagnosis123]

Nothing to see here, folks

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Fucking hell that French rant made me wet. How the fuck is the French rimmer the sexgod of 2023?

 

[Miss Begotten]

The last time I played spin the bottle I was 14, unmarried and tanked up on White Lightening.
How old are these twats?

 

[MooBelle]

Controversial opinion...
JJ is a twat but he's trying to be kind, even if he's falling short on that. He's attempting to be honest but not hurtful. It's obvious he doesn't fancy her but he hasn't said a bad word about her.
However writing 'stay' is a dick move and he clearly is in it for the fame so fuck him.

 

[GalaxyGirl70]

Seriously, it just feels to me that Ella is taking the absolute piss out of how biological women act and dress, and this experiment is just enabling it. Why does she have to walk around half dressed? I don't know one single female who would wear what she does.

 

[Noppa]

 

[mozzarellagirl]

imagine being so desperate so be married you go on this show and then play spin the bottle like you're a single pringle ready to mingle

the math isn't mathing

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Georges banking on no-one knowing what he actually said in that preview.

'I told them they were all twats Peg honest, now get that cock ring out'

 

[Penisdlite]

Does JJ have a neck?

Brad stole it

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Porscha, if you behave like an arsehole, there's likely going to be someone who'll call you out for being an arsehole.

 

[pommobear]

Porscha would go absolutely mental if Terrence had done this and she knows it.

 

[malibu skies]

The awkward moment when you realise you don’t really like any of the people/couples and wonder why you’re still watching

 

[judgejohndeed]

I'm just not understanding what any woman is seeing in JJ! Help me! Does he know Ella is trans do you think?

I was just thinking that, he wasn't on the show when Ella told everyone...I mean personally I think Ella doesn't pass but JJ does seem a few sandwiches short of a picnic. Ella's face lit up when JJ said he would kiss Ella as well, get the feeling Ella would take literally anyone at this point

 

[malibu skies]

Who was at spin the bottle, I need a simple list and who kissed who. Please tag me when someone pieces it all together ha

We need one of these bad boys

 

[mozzarellagirl]

 

[Thank(space)you]

Tbh I do find the spin the bottle game a bit weird considering they're all married, even more weird Nathanial's initiated it when he's so been off physical contact with Ella