Married at First Sight UK #17 Is anybody here tonight?

[Kas01980]

The outside of my window is more interesting than this episode tonight. Looks like aliens have landed. But then I remembered the fair is in town

 

[Shinythings]

Booooorrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnnnngggg.

 

[crispycrunch]

The outside of my window is more interesting than this episode tonight. Looks like aliens have landed. But then I remembered the fair is in town

Oh my you over look a graveyard

 

[Kas01980]

Oh my you over look a graveyard

I do indeed. Bang in the town centre

 

[Facehugger]

I have a very important question: what will I watch at 9pm next week? I’d like a reality show that is on in chunks, none of this once a week rubbish. I’ve liked The Circle and the Jungle in the past … any recommendations?

QVC

I've started so I'll finish, good grief I'm bored tonight!!

 

[crispycrunch]

I do indeed. Bang in the town centre

I'm a right pussy with things like that

 

[malibu skies]

She has to SPEAK HER TROOTH

Everyone chug whatever you’re drinking

 

[Facehugger]

The outside of my window is more interesting than this episode tonight. Looks like aliens have landed. But then I remembered the fair is in town

Nah, we'd have been glowing green tonight

 

[Kas01980]

I'm a right pussy with things like that

I love it anything spooky. Tbh it's a pain in the arse cos the local pissheads hang about in there

 

[Eeeww David!]

SPH has quite a stomach on him doesn’t he!

 

[iieee]

The only thing could save this episode is a bird of prey taking a massive dump right over Shitney and Shithead just as they have their romantic snog on the bridge/cave/ruined temple or whatever

 

[Thank(space)you]

You know it's bad when you're looking forward to an Ad break so you can go make a brew to get you through this bollox episode.

I've treated myself to a glass of wine. Tea ain't cutting it tonight

 

[crispycrunch]

I love it anything spooky. Tbh it's a pain in the arse cos the local pissheads hang about in there

Caught anyone shagging on a tomb???

 

[Princess of Scots]

SPH has quite a stomach on him doesn’t he!

Roid belly

 

[iieee]

Caught anyone shagging on a tomb???

SPH??

 

[Thank(space)you]

Ngl, any time anyone calls SPH by his name I'm like who????

 

[crispycrunch]

Alright shitney you're not an operator on your sex chat line today

 

[Princess of Scots]

Caught anyone shagging on a tomb???

Don't be asking DILF if he's up for that

 

[Moongirl69]

I can’t even tell you all the food I’ve demolished this evening, it’s genuinely disgusting

Tell me. Im doing a calorie deficit and Im hungry.

 

[Eeeww David!]

These vows would be over quicker if shitney didn’t drag out her words so much