Married At First Sight UK #11 The extra H in JoHnathan stands for Haribos

[boohoohun2]

Ok don't disown me but hasn't anyone ever said things like I wanna snog your face off??? Or just me??

yeah when I was 13?

 

[Turmeric123]

 

[houseofhoop]

She gave herself false hope, from her fishy fanny comments Matt said it was too much but just couldn’t stop herself from being crass. He’s made it crystal clear that she’s revolting to him ffs

I’m not a fan of Gemma at all but my ‘twit’ radar is going right off with Matt and i honestly would not be surprised if he did keep mentioning little tip bits that might make her think there might be something and he still interested in her…
He looks the sort to keep women interested in him cos it gives him a kick
I don’t know this for real, I’m just speculating, but there’s something very very off about Matt.

 

[calmyourritas]

Dominooooooooos

 

[Boris Banter]

So many things are going on right now

Matt’s grunt at Whitney. Acting likes he’s given her the special bleeping potion from the film Hocus Pocus and he can drink her for her youth (or in her case filler )

 

[MagicCat]

Kwame's line is up there in the top five for this season
Fact

Definitely

 

[Nijinsky_92]

Also, I hateeee the way Eva Longoria says hyaluronic in that L'Oréal (?) Advert.

I hate the dominos advert the way he says mozzarella

 

[Chris-Ming-ham]

I sense small dick energy from pie head Matt

 

[crispycrunch]

bleeping hell jenna that hair

 

[BusyDoinNuffin]

Im not sure I will ever recover from what I just witnessed on that bridge.
21:47 / 27 September 2022 will be etched in history for all the wrong reasons

 

[noseybirdxo]

Jenna channeling her John Lennon/Elton John look there

 

[miss.sparkles]

Why did none of the blokes put Matt back in his box when he was shouting at Zoe!

 

[Miss Begotten]

Camera pans to Matt’s room, where Whitney has left him trussed up like a turkey, dangling by his feet from the curtain pole.

 

[HoGi]

George's freckly back has just sent me over the ick edge

 

[Danielle0120]

Thomas is never far i love him

 

[ekl2000]

Big bottle of mouthwash on her bedside table haha ok

 

[Princess of Scots]

Does George have a hairy back or am I seeing things?

 

[Instacol]

I feel like Gemma is feeling a bit worthless. The Jonathan comment about not wanting to be with a big girl and she's took offence to that and then her fella leaving her for a very slim girl. I imagine she's feeling a bit tit about herself. Throw some wine on top and

 

[Turmeric123]

Why did none of the blokes put Matt in back in his box when he was shouting at Zoe!

They are afraid he will change his WiFi code

 

[Thank(space)you]

Spoiler: Off topic

Also the £2 delivery charge is a rip off

I hate the dominos advert the way he says mozzarella