Married At First Sight UK #11 The extra H in JoHnathan stands for Haribos

[aimzalicious]

Title inspired by @Lilliepad

Recap:

Couples retreat time
Thomas has come for April and her tiny tears!
Whitney and Matt have admitted a rather disgusting attraction to each other
Tattlers are discussing whether Matt's pubes are Shepards pie raked like his hair
We still love Adrian

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[malibu skies]

Thank you @aimzalicious - excellent thread title!

 

[Nijinsky_92]

Go on Sophie!!

 

[xcyber]

SPP (shepherd pie pubes) for the win.

 

[Turmeric123]

Title inspired by @Lilliepad

Recap:

Couples retreat time
Thomas has come for April and her tiny tears!
Whitney and Matt have admitted a rather disgusting attraction to each other
Tattlers are discussing whether Matt's pubes are Shepards pie raked like his hair
We still love Adrian

****NO SPOILERS PLEASE****

**If you’re responding to a spoiler, please also put your response as a spoiler. There’s no point having posts as spoilers if the responses then make it obvious what the spoiler was**

 

[boohoohun2]

God Haribo is a knob

 

[Nijinsky_92]

Haribo did NOT just come back with
Right I just won't speak
Hahahaah how childish!!!

 

[iieee]

Johhhhnathan nah Sophie I wouldn't even be friends with a fat girl so it's fine.

 

[pommobear]

Johnathan is reminding me of a guy I knew at uni who was absolutely horrible to everyone: rude and inappropriate with women, and tried to say it was because he was northern and therefore "upfront".

 

[firegirl18]

SPP (shepherd pie pubes) for the win.

This is so disgusting but I can't stop laughing at it

 

[crispycrunch]

bleeping hell Haribo why so defensive

 

[Miss Begotten]

I really REALLY misjudged Sophie. She’s actually coming across as a genuinely lovely girl.
Haribo appears to be a knobhead.

 

[aimzalicious]

Cant stand Haribos!!! He's so bloody defensive

 

[paulpercy666]

if you only get along with people when you don’t speak, you’re the problem x

 

[J2607]

Oh great Jesus, keep your mouth shut. Not making any attempt to understand why Sophie would be upset and learn from it. I really didn't think I would feel this way after their wedding day edit!

 

[ekl2000]

Thread title tickled me

Haribo is a bleeping child

 

[happylife32]

Ty @aimzalicious for the new thread. Bless Jonathan. Not making things any better there…

 

[Thank(space)you]

Right don't kick me out the thread but I do like gemmas outfit tonight

 

[HaloGirl]

I’ve gone off joHnathan. That H in his name is sooo annoying. I don’t want to dislike haribos though.

 

[scouseconstantine]

Thomas is giving