Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) no spoilers #1

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

Client?? Just had his second baby?

 

[Dogtanian]

what’s with her nose? Has she done a few rounds with Tyson?

 

[Aussie]

Didn't they say they were in Melbourne, that place gets 4 seasons in a day

The groom was from Melbourne. The wedding was in the Gold Coast Hinterlands

 

[Aussie]

It is. What was I thinking?

I can't believe you admitted that

 

[EnoughAlready]

Love a dramatic rose arch!

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Damn boy!

 

[MooBelle]

French tuck. ( That’s not rhyming slang )
It’s the mark of a sophisticated woman about town. The mad women on Mumsnet love it.

But why though?
Also, another advert already. Really?

 

[Liverbird2003]

Didn't they say they were in Melbourne, that place gets 4 seasons in a day

I think they meant it as a joke because Melbourne would normally have 4 seasons in one day. When I stayed in Melbourne I woke up to absolutely freezing weather, by midday I was sweating my boobs off in blazing sunshine, then it rained and then back to freezing cold icy weather.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Virgin Collins? like The Virgin Matthew™ from s6?

I forgot about him

 

[northernangel]

I’m guessing the 60yo is the one who does a runner because when they previewed the series I don’t remember him in any of the dinner party clips.

yeah I think it’s them too but I think it’s the woman who bails, she seemed a bit edgey on the hens night!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Is that Hoops brother?

It is. What was I thinking?

 

[noseybirdxo]

It's only been on for two minutes and I'm already like...
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same

 

[Aussie]

The scenery is stunning though

Its absolutely gorgeous there

 

[Miss Begotten]

I got catfished by Jaiden last year in a news article and fancied him for 10 minutes then I found his instagram.

10 minutes! I can’t believe it was that long. He looks dodgy as fuck mate.
( Why yes, I have already starting judging the contestants based on nothing more than photos and my legendary arsehole detector)

 

[Dogtanian]

Surely Collins can't be picky?

Weeeeelll, you say that but a four pack of spesh and a copy of readers wives is a mighty tempting choice.

 

[G&Tjustforme]

he heard byron and knew exactly what type of person she is (i can say this, my auntie lives in byron hahahaha)

Trippy Hippy, or a total beach bum

 

[G&Tjustforme]

She’s gonna counsel him!!

 

[laughing]

I reckon Tim has done a runner.

 

[Now I get it]

Sooo dramatic in Melbourne

 

[G&Tjustforme]

I have a Moomin t-shirt

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