Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) no spoilers #1

[Dogtanian]

People live like this? I’m like Fry from Futurama and leave milk in my sock drawer.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

None of these fuckers were anyone’s favourite advert woman.

 

[Clovis]

At the fear of sounding crude...
If she got a stick up the butt she'd probably be more chilled out.
I'll get me coat......

She just needs to relax.

 

[Turmeric123]

WTF is that necklace?

Unique I hope

 

[MooBelle]

So she gets the only attractive straight guy... I really wanted her to get an ugly one.

Although he is giving me the ick a bit.

 

[cotswoldlife]

Have they never had a bit of rain? Come to England

Didn't they say they were in Melbourne, that place gets 4 seasons in a day

 

[Aussie]

Did not see that coming

 

[MooBelle]

What do you call the way Lucinda speaks and pronounces words? I've heard it on Kath and Kim, the two shop assistants used to talk like lucinda, one was called Pruuuuuuuu! Does anyone know what I mean?

I know what you mean. I remember watching an interview with the actresses that played (and wrote) Kath and Kim. They said that the shop assistants were typical of a certain type of person. Sorry can't remember more than that and realise that I have been useless!!!

 

[G&Tjustforme]

I've missed it so much! The MAFS UK thread just doesn't hit the same at all...

I didn’t even watch MAFS UK did I miss much? Only the Aussies for me

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

Lol. The speech is hilarious. Rancid old choock

You can listen to the whole speech here but be careful not to look at other episodes because they are spoiler central

 

[NH14]

The what concert?

Taylor Swift

 

[Bobby Chariot]

I've given up on the UK series - the contestants were so hateful and the thread was spoiler central!

The UK reunion is on straight after this show tonight

 

[Dogtanian]

Cloudy blue sky.How long did this ceremony take?

 

[IamHealthVisitor]

Like fukc is she 43
Late to the thread but which ones hoops jnr?

 

[capriallie]

Urgh this guy

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

OMG I forgot to ask - what snacks are we all having tonight?!

I’m snackless what you having?

 

[G&Tjustforme]

Where did hyper and Cassandra go on their honeymoon?

Vineyard estate?

 

[noseybirdxo]

did i miss where this wedding is

 

[G&Tjustforme]

did i miss where this wedding is

Blue Mountains??

 

[Now I get it]

Wish he said cock