Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) no spoilers #1

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Do we not like to be told to relax??? Erm….okay….no issues with it

 

[Dogtanian]

Oh, hello redheaded mum.

 

[Scotch Mist]

Jack's guests are mostly 'clients'

Maybe he doesn't have any family

 

[laughing]

The Spanish inexpert has had a make over since the last series.

 

[Aussie]

What a motley assortment they are. Is it too much to ask for just one sexy bridegroom for me to look at? ( And no, that is not a subtle request for a picture of Ronaldo Lightyear with his top off ).

I am RIDICULOUSLY excited for this evening.

I thought exactly the same B!

 

[Moongirl69]

I feel like alessandra has been at the ozempic and John has new teeth or Bells palsy

I noticed his teeth too. Just why? He was lovely

 

[Now I get it]

A mega pint?

I still laughing at this best but of Depp v Heard. (Turd was a close 2nd)

 

[Bobby Chariot]

Her dad looks like a cross between BoJo and Rodney Dangerfield.

 

[Turmeric123]

Hoops got socks but still hasn't got trousers that fit

 

[MooBelle]

Dress is awful, flowers are worse.

 

[EnoughAlready]

Oh god bless Dickie already!

 

[Now I get it]

Don't do this. You will die.
I also think mad woman looks lovely x

I'm out of.vodka!.

 

[noseybirdxo]

He isn’t 4 like he said he is!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Hoops what have you done to your hair?

 

[Now I get it]

Smug fucker! " I love in Byron bay"

 

[Wolfshead]

Tim is good looking

Not to me. I think he's horrible.

 

[G&Tjustforme]

I'm behind but how da fuk is crystal lady only 43? I'm older and she looks a good decade older than me

EXACTLY!!

 

[Now I get it]

OMG I forgot to ask - what snacks are we all having tonight?!

A flake and vodka tonic (just one tho as a Monday) x

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Why are they purple?

 

[aimzalicious]

Mr B would like me to give you his thoughtful, well considered view of Hoops Junior.
A right dodgy wanker.