Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) no spoilers #1

[EnoughAlready]

Here’s our three musketeers!

 

[Clovis]

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The little divvy looks so chuffed with his bloody joke, he thinks he's Larry David.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Doesn’t everyone have a heart?

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

She needs some mud mats

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

I didn't realise the UK reunion is airing after this. Has that thread been dusted off?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Eh? Who’s he?

 

[Tender & Tired]

Howling

My recap

Hoops Jr is giving ape, in a kinda Jack Fowler way.

Lucinda is a fanny. That was the first thing my mum and I said to each other after her first VT

Scroll woman is a fanny too

Tim is definitely that guy who mentions that he lived in Thailand and Bali at every given opportunity. Definitely the type of guy who only went to Thailand to drop acid at a full moon party and shag a ladyboy and considers himself to have had an life altering experience

Why are they all so posh this year?

Glad to know me and my mum weren't the only ones who had gay vibes for Michael.

Tim's best mans fuckin mullet . It's giving Amish

I thought scroll woman was Lucinda. The hippy dippy one who wanted a high functioning erection?

 

[MooBelle]

Um, did we find a current thread for rhe UK catchup on next?

 

[laughing]

Ooooohhhhhhh, got that wrong then

 

[MooBelle]

'She's got a really nice smile'
Yeah, he's not impressed.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Where did hyper and Cassandra go on their honeymoon?

 

[Sonz1981]

Where are we going for the reunion chat ??

 

[Dogtanian]

Whilst the ads are on, I have a new favourite in “Jean from Dumfries” in the green dress. (Advert with the guitar version of Clare de lune)
Yum!!

 

[G&Tjustforme]

The Xperts are doing their thing! Drawing us suckers in with the sob stories….

 

[Thank(space)you]

Who is hoops brother?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Wants a cool partner unlucky Tim best the ixperts can do is cuckoo.

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

I don’t know if I’ll be able to watch live tonight, and I’m not sure if I’m bothered. These first few episodes are always a bit dull.

 

[Wolfshead]

Why is this woman having so many dead birds in her freezer

I've got crudités and hummus as my snack

So that everyone knows how special she is!
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When she’s saying she wants in his presence, in his quintessence she’s really just saying she wants to be in his underpants yeah?

I love how people like her (and her wing-woman) misuse words in their attempts to be "special".
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It’s like a too small tux jackets over a wetsuit

Not to mention the shirt! See how the poor buttons are strained.

 

[lokp0009]

I’m dying

 

[Dogtanian]

Ooh, the bespoke rooms hotties back on tv. I wonder if she’s interested in the older gentleman, skint and physically resembles Mr toad from the wind in the willows?