Married At First Sight Australia Season 11 (E4 pace) #7 Don't get your tits in a tangle

[aimzalicious]

Why's he obsessed with intimacy?! Gross old man

 

[aimzalicious]

Tim is fucking HILARIOUS - "the size of his face and the shape of his man bun"

 

[Noppa]

Fuck off Tori after what your cunt of a husband said last week

 

[Officedoor123]

Should I ever date again, I'm beginning to have confidence in my judgement and ability to spot a creep. The downside of that is the realisation that 98% of men are creeps, which puts me even further off they idea of dating. I'm going to die alone with 49 cats.

Nobody who is on this thread will die alone, we're too fucking funny and that makes us very attractive to good men, keep the faith! X

 

[HotDawg]

Tori is a smug cow with no valid reason!

 

[malibu skies]

Surprised Tori isn’t drowning under the hypocrisy of saying she doesn’t like smug people

 

[aimzalicious]

LOVE everyone saying nononono at Tori

 

[MooBelle]

Saa Raa's dress looks like one of those pop up tents you can never get back in the bag.

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

God Ben is so fucking boring. I can't imagine wanting to listen to a podcast by him.

 

[mindlessness]

Why does Jayden care so much? I have so many questions tonight haha.

 

[Princess of Scots]

I seriously can't understand how anyone finds that buck toothed burgundy cunt attractive, he's hideous before he even opens his mouth!

One of my colleagues has just started watching MAFS. She's only just got to the first commitment ceremony, and just said there was something handsome about Jack.

She needs an eye test

 

[Clovis]

Moddy wasting no time:

 

[Bobby Chariot]

He doesn’t. He’s just a gobby twat who likes winding Tim up.

I firmly believe that Tim would put 27 yr old Jayden on his arse with one firm slap.

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

Fuck all the way off Tori.

A food chain!!!!! What an absolute bitch. Where have they found these people?!

 

[Aussie]

Richard playing the victim really fucks me off

 

[malibu skies]

When even the Aussie version is shit you know it's time for them to scrap it.

Woah woah woah, let’s not get ahead of ourselves and start saying things we don’t mean. MAFS may be disappointing, frustrating, infuriating, but without MAFS there is no MAFS thread

 

[behindthesofa]

A food chain Tori? Oh do fuck off!

She's a fucking bottom feeder, and Jack has all the appeal of plankton. Stupid bitch

 

[malibu skies]

Do they get a dress code for the evening? Sometimes they are in full on ball gowns but tonight everyone seems like it's dress down Friday! Andy wearing jeans and god only knows what Tori's come as.
(Think Andy looks lovely tonight btw)

Except Sah-rah who’s dressed like she’s off to a job interview in 1985

 

[Moongirl69]

Oh Tori get in the bin

 

[unidentified]

Also, why is Jonnyboy sticking up for Ellie more than his own wife!