Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #5 Sponsored by Merry Munch

[aimzalicious]

Thread title as suggested by @Dancing_in_the_dark

Please no spoilers or hints of what's going to happen. If you've watched the Aus one (which is 4 weeks ahead, I believe) there is a seperate thread here:

MAFS Australia season 11 (Australian pace) #1 oh s... here we go again

Happy new season everyone !! The first episode aired yesterday. I looked for a new thread, but there isn't one. For the UK readers who clicked on the thread by mistake: THIS IS GOING TO BE ON AUSTRALIAN PACE BEWARE OF SPOILERS

tattle.life

Might be best to ask on the Aus thread where to find links to watch at Aus pace!

 

[Turmeric123]

Thread title as suggested by @Dancing_in_the_dark

Please no spoilers or hints of what's going to happen. If you've watched the Aus one (which is 4 weeks ahead, I believe) there is a seperate thread here:

MAFS Australia season 11 (Australian pace) #1 oh s... here we go again

Happy new season everyone !! The first episode aired yesterday. I looked for a new thread, but there isn't one. For the UK readers who clicked on the thread by mistake: THIS IS GOING TO BE ON AUSTRALIAN PACE BEWARE OF SPOILERS

tattle.life

Might be best to ask on the Aus thread where to find links to watch at Aus pace!

Cheers Aimz

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I think this is my favourite thread title we’ve ever had . Thank you @aimzalicious for doing the thread.

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

Lozza (aka Hilary Devey) ain't taking any bullshit

 

[me myself and karma]

@aimzalicious perfect title!!

 

[Diagnosis123]

The Jack booty cam

 

[G&Tjustforme]

I’m going to say a bit more ‘That’s not my Jam’ when my boss gives me another file at work

 

[Clovis]

Lucinda isn't exactly selling Timothy as husband material haha. Savage.

 

[Webster1357]

Why the duck did Timothy sign up for MAFS? Did he hope he'd get allocated a compliant 23 year old bride that he could be mates with? Lucinda deserves way better! Sorry, but I think he's a bit of a neanderthal

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

I’ve lost interest in Lucinda she’s using a lot of words again to say not very much.
she also likes to throw stones at him . He’s got tits and don’t brush his teeth at night

 

[me myself and karma]

Oooooh so if he was a twit but snagging her was top.of his list, then he'd be ok?

 

[Diagnosis123]

 

[JombleWomble]

No tit he's guarded, his loved one died very recently. This show is not the place for him right now.

He and Lucinda seem like decent people but mismatched in some very fundamental ways. Which she's basically just said.

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

@G&Tjustforme from the previous thread about Tori's boobies. I had a mammogram the other day and it was like slapping two hams on a platter

 

[Now I get it]

He just doesn't fancy her. Tim man by name tin man by nature. Nowt in his heart. Lucinda needs a shagger

 

[Diagnosis123]

The Tin Man dreams of another life

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Just like Kasia from the UK version if this was a man pushing for sex the attitudes would be different.
Posting again as I posted on the wrong thread.

 

[Aussie]

I do love these 2

 

[malibu skies]

Oh God. Why prolong the inevitable

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Can she never say spunky again please? I know it means something different in Australia but no just no.