Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #4 Feck off Collins, you last name for a first name prick

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Thread title goes to @Noppa who had the most liked Collins insult from last nights show ๐Ÿ˜

duck Cillian Murphy for Oppenheimer, the best actor award goes to... Collins for his performance last night ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป



(thanks to @Diagnosis123 for the fabulous edits as usual โ™ฅ)

Please no spoilers or hints of what's going to happen. If you've watched the Aus one (which is 4 weeks ahead, I believe) there is a seperate thread here:

 
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Lucinda needs to dial it down a lot.
She might as well be lying on the bed with a massive arrow pointing to her fanny with โ€œThis way Timboโ€ written on it.
If it was the other way around and Tim was nagging her for a shag the experts would ( rightly ) be all over it.
 
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Ooh Iโ€™ve never had a thread title before, Iโ€™m honoured โค
 
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Lauren saying "More passion"

Just made me burst into more passion, more passion, more footwork, more footwork.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Sorry if you're not a tiktoker and have no idea what I'm on about!
 
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Hang on Lucinda is 43?? No way. Iโ€™m 42 and I thought she was easily a decade older than me. Not that she looks bad or anything she just has an older aura somehow
 
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I really like Lucinda, and I think she just wants reassurance from Timothy. But I couldnโ€™t handle all her deep introspection so much. Theyโ€™re just very different people. She needs a guy who will want all the deep conversations and connection stuff she seems to love.
 
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With Tim Man and Luci whilst I don't think they should be humping, they need to make some kinda effort. He needs to have a wash, buy her a present, cook her dinner, take her for a beach walk, take her wherever is their "jam", do something, he does zero. And Luci I love you as you are but maybe experiment with dressing more your age? I can't believe there's a 10 year age gap between them.
 
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With Tim Man and Luci whilst I don't think they should be humping, they need to make some kinda effort. He needs to have a wash, buy her a present, cook her dinner, take her for a beach walk, take her wherever is their "jam", do something, he does zero. And Luci I love you as you are but maybe experiment with dressing more your age? I can't believe there's a 10 year age gap between them.
Have a wash ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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Lucinda isnโ€™t wrong to want someone who wants to grab her and throw her on the bed or up a wall somewhere, I just I donโ€™t think Tim is that man for her, but if he doesnโ€™t start showing some willing he needs to be honest with her!
 
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