Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #13 Jack certainly puts the 'ick' in 'ixperiment'.

[hazelnot]

Hiii guys, clearly WAY late to the party but just wanted to share I saved MAFS for maternity leave, binge watched the whole series over the last two weeks and thought to search for related threads here at maybe the ep 3 or 4 mark - YOU HAVE ALL BEEN SO ENTERTAINING. I've slowly but surely read my way through all of these threads and my only regret is saving MAFS for the binge rather than watching along with you funny lot. (Although I live in NZ so it would've been slightly awkward getting on the E4 train anyway ... awkward, but not impossible!)

Anyhoo, you're all hilarious, and I know now for next time. Catch me here sans Merry Munch because I live in a dick country that's heavy on the scenery, short on snacks. (Honestly, we have such poor snack game.)

 

[Diagnosis123]

Smooth

 

[Miss Begotten]

Oh my Christ, Jono is an absolute cuntbucket. And she’s a right fucking bitch as well.

 

[InstaHunDone]

While Jack is still a prize prick, the difference between him and Jono is that you see what he's up to and what he's like a mile off - he doesn't hide it. And that makes Jono much more dangerous imo.

Ellie's lack of empathy and revelling in someone else's pain is worrying considering she is a nurse. Not saying being a nurse makes you perfect or should, but anyone in a healthcare profession that lacks that much empathy is concerning.

 

[macaronicheese4life]

Wow Jono and Ellie are the biggest cock twat heads going

 

[Aussie]

Fuck off Mono you cunt

 

[aimzalicious]

I'm so shocked with Mono - how dare he chat shit about Lauren when he's the one who shagged her then ditched her???

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Ellie ‘immm sooooo happyyyy’ is so faked it’s like they are just saying it for drama sake

 

[Noppa]

Alessandra you queen, shut that bitch down

 

[Aussie]

Ellie is a dumb cunt

 

[Miss Begotten]

Collins is having the best night of his entire life. I’ve never seen anyone look so happy

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

He turned on Lauren so fast when she first found out about him texting Ellie, suddenly the relationship was terrible and he crawled over glass.

 

[aimzalicious]

I've never trolled anyone before but I'd happily message Johno and Ellie telling them to slide down a banister covered in razor blades and land in a pool of lemon water

 

[capriallie]

The fact that these 2 that's aren't even nervous is testament enough to what a pair of dickheads they are. They're revelling in it.

Imagine how shit their sex is though. I bet it’s strictly missionary and he’s constantly checking “are you ok”

 

[Princess of Scots]

Imagine how class Lucinda would be on a night out

 

[aimzalicious]

Lauren looking gorgeous

Ellie and Johnno makes me want to throw up in my mouth

 

[Sonz1981]

I feel for Lauren. She’s a better woman than me though. Jono and Ellie would be wearing red wine and whatever else I could find to throw at them. Fuck if it was a real husband I’d be dragging Ellie outside by her hair for her utter lack of empathy . Absolute bitch

 

[Noppa]

These two are about as likeable as Fred and Rose West

 

[Miss Begotten]

Is Ellie having a MH episode

I can’t work out whether she’s deranged, thick as mince or a stone cold bitch. On reflection it’s more than likely all 3.

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

Wow, Ellie is a bitch!