Right, now to google these dickheads.
Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #9 Napkins, peanuts and purple pigs galore - if you nose, you nose
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Another season comes to an end
And so does the #MAFS Season 8 trend
We started off hating on Coco and Slim
When he disliked Coco for being too thin
He said he preffered a curvy lass
And put her 4th in the line up because she's no ass
Slim and Gonzo didn't see eye to eye
While in the beginning Jake was our number one guy
Alana and Jason just liked to have sex
Unlike "he looks at me like I'm meat" Becs
Her horsey face only told insults and lies
And as a result Jake was no longer our number one guy!
Booka and Brett didn't go the whole way
When Booka couldn't stop talking about herself for one day
Pat and Belinda liked to stir all the tit
If I see them in a bath once more I'm going to be sick
Bell's outfits were the worst part of the show
And when Pat finally got his bit he let everyone know!
Kerry and Johnny joined and soon became the best
He gave her the key to his heart and passed the MAFS test
Georgia got the sympathy vote on our thread
When Liam was a dick and knocked their relationship on the head
I've failed to mention the girl that stole the show,
Gonzo's other woman who's name we'll never know
Coz Liss doesn't want us to talk about that,
She's happy to be used forever more as a door mat!
And now that's its over we will miss sexy Chris
But defo not Bryce and Liss!
It's been great coming here for a witch and a whine....
Good night and god bless... Until Season 9
And so does the #MAFS Season 8 trend
We started off hating on Coco and Slim
When he disliked Coco for being too thin
He said he preffered a curvy lass
And put her 4th in the line up because she's no ass
Slim and Gonzo didn't see eye to eye
While in the beginning Jake was our number one guy
Alana and Jason just liked to have sex
Unlike "he looks at me like I'm meat" Becs
Her horsey face only told insults and lies
And as a result Jake was no longer our number one guy!
Booka and Brett didn't go the whole way
When Booka couldn't stop talking about herself for one day
Pat and Belinda liked to stir all the tit
If I see them in a bath once more I'm going to be sick
Bell's outfits were the worst part of the show
And when Pat finally got his bit he let everyone know!
Kerry and Johnny joined and soon became the best
He gave her the key to his heart and passed the MAFS test
Georgia got the sympathy vote on our thread
When Liam was a dick and knocked their relationship on the head
I've failed to mention the girl that stole the show,
Gonzo's other woman who's name we'll never know
Coz Liss doesn't want us to talk about that,
She's happy to be used forever more as a door mat!
And now that's its over we will miss sexy Chris
But defo not Bryce and Liss!
It's been great coming here for a witch and a whine....
Good night and god bless... Until Season 9
Jaimie just sat there the entire time like
Well my sweets, that has been immense again watching with you. Will miss you all 
Sadly that’s it now!!! 
Farewell all. Hopefully see you all on the I’m a celebrity thread.
Farewell all. Hopefully see you all on the I’m a celebrity thread.
guys oh my god should we watch the bachelor Australia together 
I’d love if John went, “that was your brother? Then why are you bleeping him in the rest of the footage” and pressed play
@Influencing is not a job - absolute masterpiece
Just did it as I was watching. The amount of couples I forgot until they came up tonightOmg did you just come up with that?! Thats amazing
I want a spin off series with Brett and Johnny.
I can't believe MAFS has G O H T ghosted us 
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.Ooohhh is she the one who posts these on the PTWM thread too??
Can’t believe it’s over! Should have joined this thread earlier. All your comments crack me up
When is the next season of MAFS (UK or Australia) on?
When is the next season of MAFS (UK or Australia) on?
I imagine they must be filming S9 nowCan’t believe it’s over! Should have joined this thread earlier. All your comments crack me up
When is the next season of MAFS (UK or Australia) on?
You have a talent it is fabJust did it as I was watching. The amount of couples I forgot until they came up tonight
I didnt even notice Jaime tonight and took me ages to figure out who hadn't been on the couch
I think they are filming now and we are meant to get it around the same time as Australia doCan’t believe it’s over! Should have joined this thread earlier. All your comments crack me up
When is the next season of MAFS (UK or Australia) on?
Not soon enoughCan’t believe it’s over! Should have joined this thread earlier. All your comments crack me up
When is the next season of MAFS (UK or Australia) on?
Im thinking of watching previous seasons I've inly watched series 6 and this one so far
Me too!Not soon enough
Im thinking of watching previous seasons I've inly watched series 6 and this one so far