Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #9 Napkins, peanuts and purple pigs galore - if you nose, you nose

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Influencing is not a job

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Another season comes to an end
And so does the #MAFS Season 8 trend

We started off hating on Coco and Slim
When he disliked Coco for being too thin

He said he preffered a curvy lass
And put her 4th in the line up because she's no ass

Slim and Gonzo didn't see eye to eye
While in the beginning Jake was our number one guy

Alana and Jason just liked to have sex
Unlike "he looks at me like I'm meat" Becs

Her horsey face only told insults and lies
And as a result Jake was no longer our number one guy!

Booka and Brett didn't go the whole way
When Booka couldn't stop talking about herself for one day

Pat and Belinda liked to stir all the shit
If I see them in a bath once more I'm going to be sick

Bell's outfits were the worst part of the show
And when Pat finally got his bit he let everyone know!

Kerry and Johnny joined and soon became the best
He gave her the key to his heart and passed the MAFS test

Georgia got the sympathy vote on our thread
When Liam was a dick and knocked their relationship on the head

I've failed to mention the girl that stole the show,
Gonzo's other woman who's name we'll never know

Coz Liss doesn't want us to talk about that,
She's happy to be used forever more as a door mat!

And now that's its over we will miss sexy Chris
But defo not Bryce and Liss!

It's been great coming here for a bitch and a whine....
Good night and god bless... Until Season 9
 
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ahtisyourself

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Lol that was some of the best served tea I’ve ever seen. Bec sitting there holier then thou rubbing her palms and wetting her knickers at everyone else’s relationship and then the smug (and ugly) smile gets firmly wiped from her face. I roared. Delighted
 
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Anti-influencer

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I have zero sympathy for Melissa. He could have sex with this woman right in front of her and she’d still deny that it’s true 😂
 
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Ray_of_Sunshine

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Fucking hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well after that shit show Melissa deserves everything she gets 👍🏼 Why didn’t they just bring the girl in with the bloody gift and be done 🙄 Nothing will get through this girl’s thick skull 🤯
 
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I’d love if John went, “that was your brother? Then why are you fucking him in the rest of the footage” and pressed play 😂😂
 
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Ohflogoff

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Gonzo is the walking definition of a coercive controller. Such subtle manipulation and gas lighting. Liss is perfect prey for him. She’s eager to be loved and his very subtle ways of creating distance from the group will only continue in the outside world. Regardless of their future together, his behaviour is incredible toxic and dangerous. Once again, the producers and “expert therapists 🙄” failed to notice and/or address it.
 
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Shinythings

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FFS Melissa. She could literally catch him with his dick in another woman and she'd believe that it was all an accident and that a huge gust of wind blew their clothes off and made him fall into her vagina.

The denial is strong in this one!
 
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