Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #5 - RIP Johnnys blue balls, gone but not forgotten

[BelleAmie]

Pat will defo crack & tell the boys after one beer!

After inhaling the scent of one beer. Such a lightweight

The Young Sheldon advert is driving me crazy. I can now quote it word for word

 

[Chez300]

If after Brett listed all those great things about Booka and she still couldn’t list any. She don’t like him
Poor Brett, can’t believe Booka said leave. She only liked Brett when he was all in a haze in Booka world. Now he’s woken up she’s not interested.

 

[Sophielee]

Bryce is gonna give her denim burn if he rubs her upper arm anymore. id be like get the fuck off my arm it's getting hot

 

[aimzalicious]

I would love to live in Brett Paradise

 

[Miss Begotten]

Brett is doing all the work.
Booka doesn’t seem to get it through her head that she’s not perfect and needs to put more effort in than photocopying pictures of Brett and making up a stupid song.

 

[Bagpuss7]

Generally loving your work here but I've got an alternative read on Melissa.

Cant overlook that Melissa is a workplace trainer so will have a lot of experience in "stranger groups" environments and associated psychology. Have suffered through too many sphincter shrivelling ice-breakers and role-playing scenarios at team building sessions set by these gits - professional manipulators . Melissa will get whatever outcome she wants from this - I'd put money on it!

If Bryce wasn't such a prick, I might be tempted to be nervous for him

I don't think Melissa is half as ' vulnerable ' as she's portraying herself to be. There is definitely a snipey side to her that occasionally she let's surface! What she sees in Bryce is a mystery tbh...he comes across as a stroppy teenager!

Was a bit disappointed Jake didn't speak up when Bryce called Bec a bully..definitely lost a bit of his shine for me the way he just sat there in silence

 

[Clovis]

That’s funny Bryce, lying through her fake teeth is she. You’ve got fake teeth now too, I’ve seen your instagram hun

I saw Patrick's new teeth too when I was googling for his nude pictures to torment everyone with and he looks so different. A definite improvement.

 

[Miss Begotten]

I’m surprised Alana and Jason didn’t suggest that Pat and Belinda dressed up in g I m p outfits then went dogging.

 

[BelleAmie]

I’m here and I’m fuming

 

[Miss Begotten]

WAIT THEY WERE INTIMATE

NO THEY WEREN’T!
I think Belinda’s idea of intimacy is undoing the top button on her floor length wincyette nightie.

 

[Gairlfb]

Oh my Christ. What a NERVE. They really need to rescue her this is a disgrace

 

[Sophielee]

Previous thread: - https://tattle.life/threads/married...-not-an-avocado-not-everyone-loves-you.24010/

Johnny finally got someeeee Continue here!

ffs you're moving the thread over that fast like you're riding Chris like a mofo. can't keep up

 

[Sophielee]

see pats belly hanging out bottom of his t shirt. thought it was his cock

 

[Sophielee]

they made out wtfffffffffffffffff so she let him kiss her. fuck off horsey take your teeth and balding head away

 

[other things online]

Psycho

 

[BelleAmie]

Can’t believe we’re on a new thread already! The avocado moment feels like it was yesterday

 

[under the ivy]

Pat’s hairy crack is burnt on my brain now, please can someone upload Chris’ calendar to cleanse me

 

[Clovis]

To be fair to Brett, he did say that he's tried to talk to Booka about all this for weeks but gotten nowhere. It's hard to really say since we've been shown so little of their relationship.

 

[BelleAmie]

Does Ixpert John give relationship/life advice on a freelance basis? Asking for a friend…

 

[aimzalicious]

Jason is a clown calling Bryce heroic omfg