Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #5 - RIP Johnnys blue balls, gone but not forgotten

[Lullabella22]

SHE TOUCHED THE THING !!!!

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Longtime lurker here, I watch this on my lunch break the following day and have to much mafs chat envy...

Anyway...wtf...Bryce is such a collosal arsehole! What the actual eff!!!!! He is the worst! He's foul

 

[aimzalicious]

This is actually savage

 

[Miss Begotten]

Belinda and Patrick are more likely to put me off sex for life than Anal and Jason, and they’re not even having any.
They’re like fucking schoolgirls.

 

[Turmeric123]

Can I just say the advertisers during this show really don't know their target market
They need to advertise snacks wine more snacks and hot men (but doublebase emollient is very good for dry skin highly recommend it)

 

[Clovis]

I'm lost here. Are they discussing anal?

 

[BelleAmie]

Is there any chance we could keep Brett but lose Booka?

 

[BelleAmie]

Brett isn’t denying anything here

 

[aimzalicious]

Bryce looks like the love child of those two, Gonzo's nose and the other one's head shape and haircut.

Omg that's so accurate!!

Finally watched the episode and I feel for Bretty, he is a broken man. I want to marry him and we can brush our teeth with charcoal activated toothpaste on our bamboo toothbrushes together

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Pat's been milked, she'll not be rid of him now.

 

[karma4klattie]

Rebecca is an astonishingly vile, spiteful and vindictive piece of work. The smug, pleased expression on her face when she causes trouble really bugs me, and the way she works her mouth constantly like a dotty old woman with ill-fitting dentures.

 

[noseybirdxo]

That’s funny Bryce, lying through her fake teeth is she. You’ve got fake teeth now too, I’ve seen your instagram hun

 

[BelleAmie]

Ok see you all tomorrow when hopefully we’ve all had time to process whatever the fuck that episode was ….

I’m amazed the highs and lows of that episode didn’t send you into labour!

 

[Sophielee]

anyone still sat on the sofa staring at the TV like "TF just happened in my life"

 

[noseybirdxo]

I really love Johnny and Kerry

 

[Sophielee]

Never forget.
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@Clovis you need banning for that shit mate

Ok see you all tomorrow when hopefully we’ve all had time to process whatever the fuck that episode was ….

I hope it doesn't bring on early Labour. fml ptsd again............

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

I made it… just G&T time!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Melissa showing some aggression tonight. Cow in sheep's clothing.

 

[BelleAmie]

Oh Brett he makes me so sad

 

[BelleAmie]

Pat look what you’ve done