Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #5 - RIP Johnnys blue balls, gone but not forgotten

[Aussie]

Pat will defo crack & tell the boys after one beer!

 

[Miss Begotten]

It could be because I’m a mardy cow but I’m finding it increasingly difficult to feel any sympathy for Melissa.
I’m not saying for a second that Bryce isn’t an emotionally abusive, manipulative, gaslighting turdbucket, but if I can see it from 9000 miles away, she certainly can.
She’s not some innocent little thing. I’m not victim blaming because I’m not convinced she’s a victim at all. Instead of putting up with his shit and telling him she’s fallen for him all she has to do is tell the tosser to get in the fucking bin.

 

[BelleAmie]

This is how crime documentaries start

 

[Clovis]

Yeah, Booka. Being passive-aggressive is always a winner.

 

[BelleAmie]

Yes Booka. Yes we think you’re self obsessed. That’s literally what this whole fight has been about ffs

 

[aimzalicious]

Previous thread: - https://tattle.life/threads/married...-not-an-avocado-not-everyone-loves-you.24010/

Johnny finally got someeeee Continue here!

 

[Miss Begotten]

I'm assuming they are only at the missionary stage

I think Kerry is at the missionary stage. Johnny is swinging from the lampshade in stockings and suspenders.

 

[BelleAmie]

I did not prepare myself to see Pat’s bare ass tonight

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Apologies to Brett if he can’t see but I wish he’d take the Deirdre Barlow glasses off they’re very distracting.

 

[Clovis]

 

[a musician]

Totally agree with this, it's making me see Pat and Belinda in a completely different light. We all know Pat is a shit-stirrer (esp when drunk) but he's come across as very sly and nasty in this ep, and Belinda didn't even stop him and say "can we re-word this to make it much less harsh?" These two play the sweet little virgin "everyone likes us" act but I don't think they're as innocent as they appear...

I feel the same. Something about Belinda comes across as so disingenuous to me. She acts as is she’s so shy and innocent yet wears really revealing clothes all the time. Plus what was up with that dance at their wedding?

 

[a musician]

Smh Bryce is such an idiot! “Looking out for her best interests”? He just embarrassed her!

 

[under the ivy]

Ok but I need that Brett song as my alarm

 

[Sophielee]

Sorry but What is vanilla kinky?

I presume low level kinky like bit of spanking. Not the ball gagging torture stage

 

[Gairlfb]

“I wish you’d just written stay” FFS girl catch yourself on

 

[BelleAmie]

Fuck me I nearly choked on pure awkwardness when Pat said big smile big

 

[noseybirdxo]

Ps my boyfriend is working lates this week and I told him I’m not waiting for him as I have to be on tattle. He understood the assignment.

 

[MaryX82]

Although everything said in the letter about Bookah was true.Patrick should have the balls to back up what he wrote instead of shitting himself.I feel for Brett he can do better than both of them.

 

[aimzalicious]

@aimzalicious is on a night out. hopefully get some sexy time

Doubt it mate, I'm stood near my cunting ex

 

[aimzalicious]

Fucks sake once again this thread coming thru with the amazing commentary my stomach hurts