Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #5 - RIP Johnnys blue balls, gone but not forgotten

[under the ivy]

Vanilla kinky

 

[Turmeric123]

RIGHT don't want to know about your shagging fests

Be grateful Belinda isn't dancing or talking about touching Patrick's thing

 

[Sophielee]

That’s great Johnny, keep rubbing it in that I’m single and not getting any

I'm closed up, born again virgin. even forgot how to snog

 

[Clovis]

I'm lost here. Are they discussing anal?

 

[Miss Begotten]

I love Johnny and Kerry.
Melania and Johnny happily discussing vanilla kinky while Kerry cringes herself inside out.

 

[under the ivy]

That’s great Johnny, keep rubbing it in that I’m single and not getting any

I would settle for vanilla kinky at this rate tbh

 

[aimzalicious]

I'm lost here. Are they discussing anal?

How did you get to anal

 

[Rach472]

First time posting here but long time lurker.

Kerry really reminds me of Lady Gaga.
I miss Chris

Oh here we go...

 

[Turmeric123]

B&B

 

[Miss Begotten]

I'm lost here. Are they discussing anal?

I think her name is actually Alana.

 

[Sophielee]

I would settle for vanilla kinky at this rate tbh

I'd settle for a "pat" a bit of hand movement

EDIT: NOT ACTUALLY PAT GROPING ME

 

[BelleAmie]

I would settle for vanilla kinky at this rate tbh

Same! It’s not going to get any better when Jason and Alana get up here and start talking about their sessions

 

[Aussie]

I'm lost here. Are they discussing anal?

I'm assuming they are only at the missionary stage!

First time posting here but long time lurker.

Kerry really reminds me of Lady Gaga.
I miss Chris

Oh here we go...

Hello and welcome!

 

[Turmeric123]

First time posting here but long time lurker.

Kerry really reminds me of Lady Gaga.
I miss Chris

Oh here we go...

Don't be shy now you've posted
I think we ALL miss Chris

 

[BelleAmie]

I'd settle for a "pat" a bit of hand movement

Crying

 

[aimzalicious]

I'm closed up, born again virgin. even forgot how to snog

Same, I think I'm Chandler Bing now

 

[Miss Begotten]

I'm assuming they are only at the missionary stage

I think Kerry is at the missionary stage. Johnny is swinging from the lampshade in stockings and suspenders.

 

[BelleAmie]

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Same, I think I'm Chandler Bing now

 

[under the ivy]

Sorry to derail but just seen Jess from S6 stories and she is here in the UK for another reality TV show… I’m so watching Im a Celeb now

 

[aimzalicious]

Sorry to derail but just seen Jess from S6 stories and she is here in the UK for another reality TV show… I’m so watching Im a Celeb now

Ooooh shall we all move to the I'm A Celeb threads when it's on for a MAFSA reunion?