Patrick got his personal trainer bod out 
Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #4 - You’re not an avocado, not everyone loves you
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Does Pat have a foot fetish or something? Remember the bath scene 
I don't think Belinda really understood the assignment.
Oh I don’t want to watch this
When I first started going out with my husband he asked for a massage. I deliberately gave him a terrible one so he never asked again 
I hate giving massages! Pay a professional
I hate giving massages! Pay a professional
I'm bleeping howling at that!
Kiwi! SorryAh a fellow Aussie?????they have Cherry Ripes in b&m if you’re in the UK!
yep I know where to go for all the yummy back home treats in London 
Pat’s balls are so blue they’re probably Gonzo’s favourite eye colour at this point
It reminds me of friends when Ross pretended to massage the old man and used wooden spoons
duck me (Chris 
) what is it going to take to wake this fool up 
she would be in denial even if Gonzo screamed the obvious in her face.
Erghhh Pat and Bel are cringing me out man
) what is it going to take to wake this fool up she would be in denial even if Gonzo screamed the obvious in her face.Erghhh Pat and Bel are cringing me out man
Mother knows best
Oh my god I didn’t know this was a thing! I’ve just looked, I’ll have to get on this! I asked my friends yesterday if they knew what fairy bread is and they said no
That’s a shame about your granny but the last part was funnyI didn’t choose to, my Dad moved us to the UK when my Grandma was unwell as she lived here (unnecessary if you ask me)
I really hope that the inexperts take Melissa to one side on the quiet and talk to her
The personal trainers at my gym are all nerds too. Was such a disappointment when I joinedPatrick got his personal trainer bod out
If you have a B&M near you they do stock some Aussie chocolate. Different varieties if Cadbury, sadly not the snack flavour!Love Bakers Delight! & Cherry Ripes, TimTams….
No he did not just drop “Heavens to Betsy” 
Love it still! Sanza I think it is has loads of NZ bits. There’s a shop in Canary Wharf called Hot News which apparently stocks a lot of Aus/NZ bits. I’ve sent a friend to checkKiwi! Sorry
George Ezra gives me the ick... he gives me Christian youth pastor vibes
I’ve always wanted to visit Australia! I need to go and find a Jake lookalike, so he can stick his shrimp on my barbie eyyyy
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