Honestly I would use my non-existent gag reflex to its full potentialWhen I tell you I would drop to my knees…
Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #4 - You’re not an avocado, not everyone loves you
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@Aussie and I will sneak you in as family exemptions on our Oz passports ladies x
Love Bryce’s mum, who’s been trying to help him grow up for 31 years, still plugging away at it “see here’s where the immaturity comes in Bryce” POUNDS HEAD AGAINST WALL
Oh & they have the phenomenon that is drive through bottle shops. They come to your window & ask what booze you want, then whack it in the boot!
I'll be choosing leave at the next commitment ceremony - Mr T picked this part to come make noise and boil the kettle I missed most of it hes like a her of elephants parading through the kitchen 
Bryces mum 
Show him that pic of Chris to shut him upIpp be choosing leave at the next commitment ceremony - Mr T picked this part to come make noise and boil the kettle I missed most of it hes like a her of elephants parading through the kitchen
Bottle shops 🤍 I think daily about 1$ frozen coke from hungry jacks and the bacon cheese rolls you can get at Bakers Delight (and the Woolies equivalent) and Oporto chicken
put him in the bin how very dare he doesn't he know the rules. get him told girl!!!Ipp be choosing leave at the next commitment ceremony - Mr T picked this part to come make noise and boil the kettle I missed most of it hes like a her of elephants parading through the kitchen
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Kick the fucker out!Ipp be choosing leave at the next commitment ceremony - Mr T picked this part to come make noise and boil the kettle I missed most of it hes like a her of elephants parading through the kitchen
Tell Bryce’s mum, she’ll tear into himI'll be choosing leave at the next commitment ceremony - Mr T picked this part to come make noise and boil the kettle I missed most of it hes like a her of elephants parading through the kitchen
Omg those bacon cheese rollsBottle shops 🤍 I think daily about 1$ frozen coke from hungry jacks and the bacon cheese rolls you can get at Bakers Delight (and the Woolies equivalent) and Oporto chicken
We’ve turned into a pack of ravenous witches
he is literally everything though. You would never be able to keep off of him 
He would prob pay for my flight to Oz for some peaceShow him that pic of Chris to shut him up
he's banned from the kitchen 7.30 to 9 and usually doesn't disturbI'm 2 episodes behind so just watched the dinner party.
Bryce 100% said that. Much as I dislike Bec, she has no reason to lie about it and it was written all over his face. I'm genuinely scared for Melissa, she is terrified to rock the boat and is trapped.
James is a horrendous prick, he makes my skin crawl. And Jo was thinking in the beginning she wasn't good enough.
Poor poor Chris. He's an absolute sweetheart.
I'd get in a Jake and Chris sandwich. Bec and Jaimie aren't good enough for them.
Bryce 100% said that. Much as I dislike Bec, she has no reason to lie about it and it was written all over his face. I'm genuinely scared for Melissa, she is terrified to rock the boat and is trapped.
James is a horrendous prick, he makes my skin crawl. And Jo was thinking in the beginning she wasn't good enough.
Poor poor Chris. He's an absolute sweetheart.
I'd get in a Jake and Chris sandwich. Bec and Jaimie aren't good enough for them.
Love Bakers Delight! & Cherry Ripes, TimTams….Omg those bacon cheese rolls
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