Mark Ferris aka Zoella no1 minion

[DoreenYadeley]

His latest vlog with Zoe! Fake tan hands

Chewy hanging out his bleeping gob. I can’t

Didn’t declare ad for the outdoor cinema

An absolute barrel scraper wasn't it.

I thought it was hilarious Zoe calling him out she was clearly disgusted by his lack of hygiene and filthy hands, he's such a mess.

They honestly go to that dratted garden centre and photo booth every single time, it's always the same dire content.

Mark rolling his face with that bizarre conttaption, do they ever do anything else other than sit around watching shite films and whining!? Must be such a thrilling existence.

Also the ridiculous shrieking and fake laughter at everything *rolls eyes*

 

[WitchPop]

I wonder if Mark’s aware that he lichrally looks like a purge mask

 

[Amorphis35]

Yet another crap vlog from the fake tan king. Zoe and Mark go to the same places and buy rubbish they don’t need for the sake of it. What is the point seriously? Won’t be sitting through Zoe’s and Mark’s 41 minute haul this was bad enough

 

[Cookies Monster]

Isn't it interesting that someone with self confessed food issues only makes videos about food? He reckons he's over his food issues but I think not.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

These last two vlogs from them have really pissed me off more than normal. They’re so pathetic but genuinely think they’re relatable. Who in NORMAL day to day life can buy the sheer amount of stuff they buy?

 

[Amorphis35]

These last two vlogs from them have really pissed me off more than normal. They’re so pathetic but genuinely think they’re relatable. Who in NORMAL day to day life can buy the sheer amount of stuff they buy?

Got me when Mark asked Zoe if she finds buying toilet roll annoying and her response was oh yeah we get it online as it takes up too much space in the trolley. First world problems right there folks, in other words not relatable cause if you need loo roll when you're shopping you just get it!

 

[DoreenYadeley]

Got me when Mark asked Zoe if she finds buying toilet roll annoying and her response was oh yeah we get it online as it takes up too much space in the trolley. First world problems right there folks, in other words not relatable cause if you need loo roll when you're shopping you just get it!

Exactly! Then he used it as an excuse to make yet another reference to his stupid flat, suggesting he cant do online shopping as people would steal it!? They deliver it to your door mate? Pretty sure people in crappy Sutton don't need your PR package tat or weekly shop crap.

GET. OVER. YOURSELF.

No one cares Mark.

Anyone else find it weird that Mark wears all these floral 12yr old girl perfumes?

You're nearly 30 mate and you're talking about wearing Paris Hilton perfume and how it smells like a scented candle?

Can you imagine him on a date with a regular 30 year old guy? No wonder he's eternally single I don't think anyone would have the time for all his nonsense, tan stains, smelling like tit all the time, talking crap, nothing interesting to say, boring life, vapid existence.

Whilst many 30 year olds have families, mortgages, responsibilities, children, careers etc, Mark is making videos of himself smelling a hundred scented candles!?

I just don't think he's ever going to find a guy who would be interested in him? It isn't even like he's a name on YouTube... no one's even heard of him so he can't even coast on his fame.

Almost feel sorry for him if he wasn't such an unlikeable tool.

 

[Alfies_Boy]

I wonder if Mark’s aware that he lichrally looks like a purge mask



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My new avi !!!!

 

[DoreenYadeley]

#boyfriendgoals

 

[Freddie_fanz]

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#boyfriendgoals

 

[Alfies_Boy]

Mark’s innovative and exclusive new merch has just been released, Mark is quoted as saying: “it rilly represents me personality and creativeness” - here’s a quick sneak peek:

 

[Laughingforlife]

Boring. Just like him!

 

[DoreenYadeley]

Mark’s innovative and exclusive new merch has just been released, Mark is quoted as saying: “it rilly represents me personality and creativeness” - here’s a quick sneak peek:

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Sensational Mark, you've really pushed the boat out here. I bet it took you months to come up with the concept, did Alfie help you with the designs???

Funny thing is you know the real designs won't be much more creative than this... probably have some dumb MF logo (has he not realised what MF stands for...!?) or some moronic quote from a inspirational quote guyzzzz

You know it probably took him all day to set this up and write this post. Amazed he's able to get dressed by himself, can he tie his own shoelaces???

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Oh hell. He’s done an under eye tutorial

 

[thenomad]

Oh hell. He’s done an under eye tutorial

He missed an opportunity to do his comb-over hair tutorial. Inquiring minds want to know exactly how many products go into making sure that hair doesn't ever budge.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

He missed an opportunity to do his comb-over hair tutorial. Inquiring minds want to know exactly how many products go into making sure that hair doesn't ever budge.

He wears more make up than I do

 

[Laughingforlife]

He wears more make up than I do

I'm sure he'd wear more if/when he comes out

 

[DoreenYadeley]

I'm sure he'd wear more if/when he comes out

I've never seen such a complex and completely unnecessary process, he sure is insecure about his eyebags isn't he!? Only a narcissistic twinkle like Mark who spends all day watching Netflix has got time for all this nonsense.

He honestly becomes more self indulgent every video, and oh wait... there he is again talking about dating and being bitter about being single *yawn*

God he's insufferably dull.

 

[Alfies_Boy]

Please stop Mark. You’ve utterly embarrassed yourself with your latest video.

 

[DoreenYadeley]

I'm waiting for a tutorial on how to get dirty fake tan stained tuna stinking fingers...