Who was the fella in bed with him ffs
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No one who’s “mentally not all there” takes a little break to tell people they’re not mentally all there totally coherent with perfect spelling and writing sandwiched in between all the other junk.
He’s putting it all on for some attention and is showing himself up to be a nasty and honestly dangerous little manipulative pile of tit!!
He’s putting it all on for some attention and is showing himself up to be a nasty and honestly dangerous little manipulative pile of tit!!
There is skin off his nose though, from hammering the beds
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Also, he’s put on so much weight. Wow.
He has got no skin on his nose - he burnt it all off on the electric beach and headbutted a lamppost (Rich Mitch fist) (allegedly)
I am waiting for his twin brother Michael to appear with all the condiment sachets from the JFB for the favours of the wedding that never was
Honestly, beauts you lot are one set of funny bastards
I feel like absolute roadkill today and in pain (the joys of chronic illness) and have just nearly spat my brew out reading these comments duck you Martha Garcia you big lying bastarde! (Said in the voice of an angry french bird speaking English)
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BIB - this isHe has got no skin on his nose - he burnt it all off on the electric beach and headbutted a lamppost (Rich Mitch fist) (allegedly)
Honestly, beauts you lot are one set of funny bastards
(Feel better soon
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I'm sorry, I don't think we've taken a proper moment to appreciate the gold nuggart he's dropped.
Marcus bleeping Garcia. bleeping hell hahahahahahahha.
Marcus bleeping Garcia. bleeping hell hahahahahahahha.
Oh bore off
Wouldn’t actually surprise me if he thought Paris was in Spain.Posting pics of him and L in his stories and also saying he's going to become Mr Garcia
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Or on the other hand poor L told Marcus he lived in Paris then fucked off back to Madrid for his own safety #interpolPosting pics of him and L in his stories and also saying he's going to become Mr Garcia
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Ooh he’s a nasty manipulating prick of a bastard.
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Here we go beauts, giddy up!
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It's gonna be a good week beauts! I predict he'll be in Travelodge by Thursday 
So he’s in love with a Spanish french scaffolder?
Sacré Bleu!
Sacré Bleu!
Bloody bleeping hell the one day I have plans to go and see the Foo Fighters this bleep decides to kick off so I'm going to miss it all. Dave Grohl will be hearing from me personally for missing the MMMM
Or in Police CustodyIt's gonna be a good week beauts! I predict he'll be in Travelodge by Thursday
I thought he was going off to France to get married so why is he worried about a scaffolder with a girlfriend?
I'm in telling you, alcoholic and 20 stone by Friday.
This is the bestest Monday EVER!! Matha Garcia is lighting up our lives!!
thank you god
thank you god
It's a love story made in heaven- the alcoholic, anorexic, autistic inbred and his bi-sexual, French Spanish scaffolder