Marcus Mitchell #78 Whoop Whoop it’s the sound of the… DWP 🚨

[pommynoir]

Can someone in Cornwall please go down to the site and give them the footage for their case.
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Also can I just say, this is the first time in AGES that this is the first thread I check and I’m fucking delighted

 

[MrsPoison]

Oh my god!!! Did you beauts not get your invites?? Did you not attend the gay Parisian wedding of the year? I couldn't tell because I didn't know what you look like and I was so busy dealing with Marcus' bridezilla requests. I can't believe he wouldn't invite you, i suspect Sid got jealous and intercepted those invites and used the envelopes for the bridesmaids bouquets instead. Anyway, it was a beautiful ceremony and as they drove away to their honeymoon in a car I'd tied tins to, I shed a tear beauts. Our boy is all grown up and a married women now. But has he eaten?? 🥹

 

[Venom]

my theory is he walked over a drain grid and accidentally fell through, as realistically he is thinner ?

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

He is an absolute freak. Posting on that Jay Slaters IG
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And in news that will shock nobody, he’s obsessed with him.

 

[Venom]

I am so here for Alcoholic Marcus 2.0

 

[ReadySteadyGrift]

Please let him scrap Paris and go to Tenerife instead he could roll down those ravines instead of the A30

 

[MrsPoison]

Someone tell @Lucyxxxx that she's going to be a bridesmaid 🥹

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

Imagine going home, getting in the old hospital gown you stole a week ago and then going for a walk in it

 

[namey]

FOR CHRISTS SAKE CAN SOMEONE CHECK IF HES EATEN?!!!!

 

[Lorny]

This thread truly has the best revivals. He’s boring as shite for a while and then comes roaring back to give us beauts what we crave!! Sid your son is a shit show and we looooove it!!

 

[IfYouSeekAmyy]

Thread title suggestion: Embarrassing himself at a construction site, thinking he’s hard and trying to start a fight

 

[Venom]

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Ooh he’s a nasty manipulating prick of a bastard.

 

[Stripper Vicar]

At least we all know where to go to top up our tans for the big day beauts… do we think a new communal would be a suitable wedding gift?

 

[DutchOven69]

Marthcus will be sat outside in a French bus shelter waiting for the love of his life who served him a thatchers on the one occasion

…….allo

 

[Galinda]

"Well he won't do that again"

he will

 

[chickenswallocks]

god I miss fat drunk Marcus who shat in bushes, thought rick astley died in 1937, and wore a Travelodge turban while pretending he had a twin.

 

[HeyBabes]

It's a love story made in heaven- the alcoholic, anorexic, autistic inbred and his bi-sexual, French Spanish scaffolder

 

[foollednomore]

He’s actually stalking his next pray on a building site!! Sweet mother of Mary this is gold

 

[wishlistofcrapreturns]

I’ll never forgive the little bastard for not live streaming this.