Marcus Mitchell #63 That Fat Lad, Content’s Bad, Got a Black eye after Strangling his Dad

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bloody hell he’s so thick.
It fucks me off he’s bitching about the tik tok page, when he constantly belittles and slags off other tik tokkers.
 
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welcome beaut, I highly reccomend this compilation by our own @KJ-2022, he name it "something marcus"
The "I'm being sectioned" through tears makes me howwwllll every time. I send it to my friends and they don't find it as funny as me as they are not tattlers (boring witches)
 
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Does anyone else think going on a night out with him would be bleeping hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober 😂😂😂😂
 
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Does anyone else think going on a night out with him would be bleeping hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober 😂😂😂😂
Not thanks he might try strangle me or stab me or crush my bones (not in a malicious way though)
 
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Does anyone else think going on a night out with him would be bleeping hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober 😂😂😂😂
Bet he was a right laugh while gobbling Wills ball bag
 
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Does anyone else think going on a night out with him would be bleeping hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober 😂😂😂😂
I’m sorry, what
 
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Does anyone else think going on a night out with him would be bleeping hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober 😂😂😂😂
I think it would be hilarious to go out with him, watch him make a bleep of himself in real time 🤣

You know i actually die everytime i see him put his tiny hand to his face 🤣

 
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Does anyone else think going on a night out with him would be bleeping hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober 😂😂😂😂
No I’d rather not go for a drink with someone who has poor eating habits, poor hygiene. Begs for drinks and wouldn’t stop shoving a camera in his face before vomiting, pissing on himself and shitting in a bush on his way home.

but maybe I’m just fussy 😂😂😂😂😂
 
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Does anyone else think going on a night out with him would be bleeping hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober 😂😂😂😂
No beaut just you
 
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Does anyone else think going on a night out with him would be bleeping hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober 😂😂😂😂
I would rather tit in my hands and clap then go on a night out with this fucker.
Prick of a bastard wouldn’t buy a single drink all night !!!

edit for spelling
 
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I would rather tit in my hands and clap then go on a night out with this fucker.
Prick of a bastard wouldn’t buy a single drink all night !!!

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I'd rather assist Sid ( that's his Mum) to make envelope bouquets and passively aggressively slag off her cat feeding/kidnapping witch of a neighbour!
 
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Does anyone else think going on a night out with him would be bleeping hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober 😂😂😂😂
No beaut, he once jumped a girl on a night out with Adelllllle and attacked her, he had a scratched face the next day.
 
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Does anyone else think going on a night out with him would be bleeping hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober 😂😂😂😂
I think you need to go awayyyyyy! 😂😂😂
 
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