Marcus Mitchell #63 That Fat Lad, Content’s Bad, Got a Black eye after Strangling his Dad

[Lucyxxxx]

Thread suggestion: should have chopped his gut off instead of his nail, come on fat lad go off the rails!

Oi. I like this more then I should.

 

[Mycatismad]

He‘s so misogynistic it’s grim. “Don’t want no beef curtains. Punched lasagna” and we wouldn’t want your tiny little cock babes, I don’t reckon many men will want it either. If they can even find it first

He’s got a short memory, it was only a few months ago he was wanting to crawl back up Sid’s curtains/lasagna!

 

[Lucyxxxx]

#64

From doorsteps to 10,000 steps.

 

[pommynoir]

#64 Marcus finally had a toe job, but he's never had a blow job ( or a job but still has a tiny knob)

This is the winning thread title but not sure if it’s allowed??

 

[Rach88]

If he IS on Orlistat, he’ll not be having fun. If you eat something really fatty on it, you literally poop orange oil. It reeks. And it sometimes comes out on its own, when not on the loo, the side effects call it “ anal leakage” 

I was on it and i did not have a good time I made a soup which I didn't think would have any fat in it turns out it did it was horrible to add insult to injury didn't even lose any weight so don't see him doing if he's gonna stuff his face

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I was on it and i did not have a good time I made a soup which I didn't think would have any fat in it turns out it did it was horrible to add insult to injury didn't even lose any weight so don't see him doing if he's gonna stuff his face

He is the sort to have a slim fast shake and an entire birthday cake in one sitting

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Thinks it’s a sign he’s been walking too much, no just a sign that they cost a quid from Turkey

 

[Rach88]

This is the winning thread title but not sure if it’s allowed??

There's not another word for blow job really is there

 

[VC10]

He is the sort to have a slim fast shake and an entire birthday cake in one sitting

A slim fast shake every hour; on the hour

 

[pommynoir]

There's not another word for blow job really is there

I was gonna block out blow I was more thinking tiny knob? Or maybe omit the whole bit in brackets

 

[Rach88]

I was gonna block out blow I was more thinking tiny knob? Or maybe omit the whole bit in brackets

Or tiny nob

 

[ladymanc221]

Thinks it’s a sign he’s been walking too much, no just a sign that they cost a quid from Turkey

What kind of knobhead goes walking in hookie sliders?? - Marcus Mitchell he is as thick as mince!!

 

[Kool Aid]

Ahhh beaut. Hopefully we have another explosive era you can watch in real time. It was something else. One of my personal faves from the whole sorry saga was the throwing the coke bottle/head butting the wall incident.

The montage someone made of his hilarious moments gives me life! "I'm being sectioned" actually makes me dieeeee everytime I watch it I even screen recorded it so I can watch it when I'm feeling down to cheer me up hahaha

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

There's not another word for blow job really is there

Fellatio/blowy!

 

[Keera]

It's coming up to a year since the antics that broke tattle servers, the antics that had 2 threads at a time trending #1 and #2, the antics that made it worthwhile to wake up at 5am knowing we would be in for a treat to start the day. He really spoiled us back then.

I remember being caught up one morning and leaving the office at 5pm and having almost an entire thread to read on the tube home those were the days beaut

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

The montage someone made of his hilarious moments gives me life! "I'm being sectioned" actually makes me dieeeee everytime I watch it I even screen recorded it so I can watch it when I'm feeling down to cheer me up hahaha

I was in a shop and ‘something new ‘ came on and I was trying not to lol in public thinking of the part where Marcunt head butted the wall actual lollllll

 

[Lizzie23]

There's not another word for blow job really is there

Lip donut

 

[Lucyxxxx]

There's not another word for blow job really is there

An act of oral love?

 

[pommynoir]

New thread

Marcus Mitchell #64 Marcus finally had a toe job, but he's never had a bl*w job

Congrats to @boojange for thread title! Left off the last bit as thought may get us in trouble. nothing really for a recap. - still that fat lad - still boring - still losing weight (but actually gaining) - still eating a balanced diet in the pub each night - still going live daily and...

tattle.life

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

I remember being caught up one morning and leaving the office at 5pm and having almost an entire thread to read on the tube home those were the days beaut

I long for those days. What a time to be alive! He’s so selfish now. I haven’t seen a live in a while - has he still ‘got views’? I don’t know why anyone (apart from us ) would waste their time watching him eat two tons of melted cheese every night.