Marcus Mitchell #54 Girls night out didn't go to plan That's what you get for killing Sids man

[MissLaLaB]

He’s soooo boring i fear this is the end Marcusssss i beg you to please let me fund you a crate of thatchers, aldi vodka and as many coke bottles as you would like Living my own MMMM currently beauts ! In Weatherspoons drinking prosecco on my own just need to live stream and i can be the female Cuntus for the day Send help, peas or even an egg so i can attempt to inhale xx

 

[elliebellieboo]

He’s soooo boring i fear this is the end Marcusssss i beg you to please let me fund you a crate of thatchers, aldi vodka and as many coke bottles as you would like Living my own MMMM currently beauts ! In Weatherspoons drinking prosecco on my own just need to live stream and i can be the female Cuntus for the day Send help, peas or even an egg so i can attempt to inhale xx

Pin your table number beaut

 

[spaceraider69]

He’s soooo boring i fear this is the end Marcusssss i beg you to please let me fund you a crate of thatchers, aldi vodka and as many coke bottles as you would like Living my own MMMM currently beauts ! In Weatherspoons drinking prosecco on my own just need to live stream and i can be the female Cuntus for the day Send help, peas or even an egg so i can attempt to inhale xx

Don’t forget to call Will for a line of bash

Have any of you beauts read Marcus’s book? It has a overwhelming 59 pages. I’m sure we’ve had threads longer than that

 

[Borderline]

Have any of you beauts read Marcus’s book? It has a overwhelming 59 pages. I’m sure we’ve had threads longer than that

Is it big writing to bulk it out?

 

[boojange]

He should write a new book. A pop up with a coke bottle, a communal, a travelodge, bush and an envelope bouquet.

And a pop up of Utterly Butterlys fist!

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Waiting in reception to collect my kid from school and I'm giggling at this ffs

 

[pommynoir]

Lads do you remember when he had that brief period when he was flat out entering Dan Osbornes online raffles? Tagging Jac Jossa and all - then completely stopped when he didn’t win the N Dubz tickets and never mentioned any of them again what the duck was that all about

 

[spaceraider69]

Is it big writing to bulk it out?

I’ve not personally read it - it’s available on Amazon and states how many pages it has and it made me howl £4.99 beauts if anyone has a secret Santa to buy for

 

[Dolly]

Makes big promises and doesn’t deliver - Marcus to a tee
Probs give the book a miss beauts

 

[ladymanc221]

Beauts, I have got a project for us all in those bleak winter months when we are all starving to death living on Aldi beans and shivering under blankets wondering how we will pay our bills and feed our kids?? whilst Marcus is eating out everyday and ordering takeaways like they are going out of fashion and showing off his purchases on the internet rubbing it in our poor faces from his warm padded cell - We could write a book about BaddieBoo insert Possible titles - mine will be " The Real Marcus Mitchell - Beauts, I tell lies and I have got to gooooooooo away'

 

[MrsPoison]

Makes big promises and doesn’t deliver - Marcus to a tee
Probs give the book a miss beauts

It's like the Poundland live all over again, I'm reliving the trauma

 

[Mycatismad]

Beauts, I have got a project for us all in those bleak winter months when we are all starving to death living on Aldi beans and shivering under blankets wondering how we will pay our bills and feed our kids?? whilst Marcus is eating out everyday and ordering takeaways like they are going out of fashion and showing off his purchases on the internet rubbing it in our poor faces from his warm padded cell - We could write a book about BaddieBoo insert Possible titles - mine will be " The Real Marcus Mitchell - Beauts, I tell lies and I have got to gooooooooo away'

An interior design book: ‘Marcus Mitchell- my life in mustard’

 

[Cilla Slack]

Beauts, I have got a project for us all in those bleak winter months when we are all starving to death living on Aldi beans and shivering under blankets wondering how we will pay our bills and feed our kids?? whilst Marcus is eating out everyday and ordering takeaways like they are going out of fashion and showing off his purchases on the internet rubbing it in our poor faces from his warm padded cell - We could write a book about BaddieBoo insert Possible titles - mine will be " The Real Marcus Mitchell - Beauts, I tell lies and I have got to gooooooooo away'

 

[MrsPoison]

The Day I Did Five Masturbations by Marcus Mitchell. Foreword by Katie Price.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Marcus Mitchell. How I went from 5 masturbations to dad strangulations.

 

[IamMyaJ]

You guys are hilarious
Where has Indian tech guy gone he needs to pop up on a live again

 

[spaceraider69]

Marcus Mitchell. How I went from 5 masturbations to dad strangulations.

This has sent me

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

‘The Walrus/Caravan Hybrid: A true story of how a bleep-head baby became Baddie Boo.’

 

[boojange]

An interior design book: ‘Marcus Mitchell- my life in mustard’

Or 'I mustard mitt to shitting in a bush!

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

Imagine the titles all the different chapters could have

‘Mamaaaa, I just killed a man’

‘WE HAD GAY SEX’

Omg now I can’t stop thinking of book titles
‘A 30% Chance of Survival: How I cheated death AND the welfare system’