Even Dahmer would have turned down Marcus
Marcus Mitchell #54 Girls night out didn't go to plan That's what you get for killing Sids man
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Aw his scared acting pure pisses me off as well
Jeffery Dahmer jokes are so funny Marcus, I’m sure the victims and their families would laugh too. Absolute bleep. I’m interested in true crime but the way he acts with stuff like that rubs me the wrong way
I’m glad you said this, didn’t know if I was overthinking it
He gives me more of the creeps the way he idolises serial killers 
Swear he is a serial killer in the makingHe gives me more of the creeps the way he idolises serial killers
Nah, he’s too lazy for that
Sid needs to watch out, he gives me Norman Bates vibes
@Venom can you work your magic and recreate psycho please
@Venom can you work your magic and recreate psycho please
duck me, Dahmer would have had a bleeping field day with Marcus’ gigantic bloated organs, is he still an alcoholic btw? 
Being a successful serial killer requires skills Marcus will never have such as: being sharp enough to notice what evidence you've left behind or concoct a convincing excuse for police, enough upper body strength to carry a corpse etc. He doesn't have a hope in hell
Nah he’s over that phase now and is back to being an infected toe with ocdduck me, Dahmer would have had a bleeping field day with Marcus’ gigantic bloated organs, is he still an alcoholic btw?
I didn’t say he’d be a good serial killer now did I beauts
Soz if this has been posted a million times but I have just nearly pissed at Sid on this, you can see in her eyes how bleeping fed up of that sweaty young Peter Griffin she is
If Marcus thinks causing a scene is pressing buttons on things & stealing mayo in spoons he certainly would be the worlds shittest serial killer 
Being a serial killer would be too much like having a job for him
Thought Iceland was the shop, what a loser!!!
It would’ve cost him too much in acid to dissolve the fat fucker!
Sid has got a thousand-yard stare to rival that infamous painting by Thomas Lea (warning: creepy, just not as much as Marcus.) She has seen things no human should ever see ... and we can guess what they are
Oldie but a Goodie #wrongun
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Can you imagine him in an interrogation room? 
What is your name?
Marcus Baddie Mitchell
How old are you?
Had my 25th birthday yesterday, boo
Where do you live?
In my house
Did you enter Wetherspoons on the 11th of September?
No beaut, that was my twin brother Michael. He’s at Tyacks with Sid, that’s my mum.
You aren’t a suspect and this is just a routine question. Do you know anything about the Camborne serial killings?
Oh, thanks beaut. I love cereal. Do you serve Frosties or Coco Pops?
What is your name?
Marcus Baddie Mitchell
How old are you?
Had my 25th birthday yesterday, boo
Where do you live?
In my house
Did you enter Wetherspoons on the 11th of September?
No beaut, that was my twin brother Michael. He’s at Tyacks with Sid, that’s my mum.
You aren’t a suspect and this is just a routine question. Do you know anything about the Camborne serial killings?
Oh, thanks beaut. I love cereal. Do you serve Frosties or Coco Pops?
Think this is more likely as a headline for himOldie but a Goodie
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