Or he’s actually in a secure unit after launching himself in front of the oncoming tea trolley
But it’s just the way he looked at me…I knew he wanted me! Marcus he was having a seizureOr he's been arrested for trying to climb into other patients beds.
Hang on didn't Marcus say he wanted to work in a morgue the other day? A horrible thought has crossed my mind.But it’s just the way he looked at me…I knew he wanted me! Marcus he was having a seizure
Demanding an extra pudding because “I’m Marcus Mitchell, don’t you know who I am???”Or he’s actually in a secure unit after launching himself in front of the oncoming tea trolley
Demanding his pudding screaming "The NHS should be grateful I haven't used my earnings from social media to fund private health care, do you know the kind of bad publicity I could bring!!!!"Demanding an extra pudding because “I’m Marcus Mitchell, don’t you know who I am???”
That he can finally get a laid because they can’t get awayHang on didn't Marcus say he wanted to work in a morgue the other day? A horrible thought has crossed my mind.
Haha was thinking the same thing. ‘It was for work experience beauts I promise!’Hang on didn't Marcus say he wanted to work in a morgue the other day? A horrible thought has crossed my mind.
Not sure whether to sick face or laugh at this!That he can finally get a laid because they can’t get away
I just wanted to see what I so narrowly avoided.Haha was thinking the same thing. ‘It was for work experience beauts I promise!’
Marcus IS the pudding!Demanding an extra pudding because “I’m Marcus Mitchell, don’t you know who I am???”
You wouldn't have it any other way though, right beaut?bleeping hell this thread
Don’t worry he just LOVES all this attention news flash Marcus nobody gives a tit about youbleeping hell this thread
Spoons and a bit of light drink driving with Tom?Wonder what today will bring in the fabulous life of Marcus, is he really that deluded that he doesn’t realise he’s a bleeping joke…..yes he really is that deluded beauts
He will still be sweating his fat arse off in his bed eugh bet he stinks this is still night time for that greasy slobPlot twist. He’s gone radio silent because his batteries have run out, ma’s hidden the chargers and he’s too lazy to go to waddle to the shop.
But he’ll come back with some bullshit reason like ‘self care comes first huns’
Stitches? A bit soon that beaut!You all have me in absolute stitches
hopefully if we get a wiki we can start documenting this stuff, though perhaps can’t document all his dirty deletes, there won’t be enough room!There should be a list of all the cuntish things this guy has done
Multiple posts ‘I live 5 minutes from a bridge I’m always tempted to jump off of it’
Threatened his mum with a knife
Stalking that poor man in life and death