Incoming, Marcus gets bowel cancer 
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Oh tit hadn’t seen Bowel Babe had died. That is really sad. Of course Beggy is on it though looking for some engagement
Grief Tourist Marcus incoming
The grief thief strikes again. I never saw him share Bowel Babes posts when she was alive like he did with all these other wastes? Saying how he looks up to Steph Davies and Charlotte Dawsy constantly tagging them to his story! But never shared her page not once!
Another bandwagon to jump on even though he’s got
I bet even our Lillibet thinks he’s a bleepBeen up to Edinburgh for a little weekend away went to visit our Liz since she was up visiting, back to good old Yorkshire now tho you have all kept me entertained while driving back @Venom could you maybe edit these add carcus to the celebrations need a good laughthe Glastonbury ones was spot on
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Long live the TL days where he would frolic..
Now just dying to be an alcoholic.
Long live the TL days where he would frolic..
Now just dying to be an alcoholic.
TheBeen up to Edinburgh for a little weekend away went to visit our Liz since she was up visiting, back to good old Yorkshire now tho you have all kept me entertained while driving back @Venom could you maybe edit these add carcus to the celebrations need a good laugh
I feel like we put an awful lot of selfish pressure on @Venom to keep us entertained with their 
Please, please (begging) believe me, if I had this kind of talent the same as some beauts on here, I would happily provide the requests. 
Just like we put pressure on cunty chops for a MMMM, however, our pressure appears to go unnoticed for a MMMM of recent days and he’s just being a boring slob! 
We all sincerity appreciate the entertaining efforts from both parties (but for you Marcus, only when we get a MMMM that is, otherwise you’re just a pointless and worthless oxygen grief thief)! 
Didn't have any horrific symptoms? His eyes went green and his legs turned yellow beaut!🧑⚕️
Don’t forget the itching!
So Carcasscuntingtoncunt was only looking for her profile this week yet he manages to find it when this poor soul has passed? Go duck yourself you absolute bell end of a bleep, you’re the epitome of a bleep!Incoming, Marcus gets bowel cancer
R.I.P Bowel Babe! 
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I don’t think I could handle daily updates on Marcus’ poo 
He's out for breakfast this morning, treating himself because why not. (I say breakfast, it was a picture of a wooden table with nothing on it so may be something way more exciting)
Also seemingly you can't hurt a Taurus as they saw it a long time ago while over thinking.
Also seemingly you can't hurt a Taurus as they saw it a long time ago while over thinking.
What exactly are you proud of yourself for ‘trying’ to do Marcus? Please do elaborate because we can’t wait to hear your bleeping bullshit nonsense!
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I don’t think I could handle daily updates on Marcus’ poo
Bet he only shits twice a month
With his diet i’d say twice a day minimumBet he only shits twice a month
With his eating habits, absolutely no chance! He probably shits twice an hour.Bet he only shits twice a month
Bit of a difference in price, no?
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Thatcher's profits through the floor, Marcus is an epic bore.
Thatcher's profits through the floor, Marcus is an epic bore.
Those poor poor spa workers …….unless he means his local Spar
With a real gloopy consistency
With his eating habits, absolutely no chance! He probably shits twice an hour.
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