Marcus Mitchell #44 Banned from spoons it’s a situationToday I’ve had 5 masturbations

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The Duchess

OMFG has he still got that post up???? why is pink? he’s supposed to be yellow/mustard!!! im dying

edit: he has and even managed to make time to turn the comments turned off

Anyone else think he drunk??? all the stories??? he loves Demi now (has CR dumped him ) so many questions but we all know they will be self made up ones about liver disease Cunt!
 
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Dolly

I’m thinking he put actual mustard on his legs beauts.. at least he can lick it off if he hasn’t eaten
 
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Lady_Tabitha

Slap me with the communal, throw a coke bottle at me or pour water from a vodka bottle down my throat.... I'm beginning to feel sorry for the little bastard.

I'm sure it'll pass though. Like a watery shit into a pair of pants.
 
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KJ-2022


Literally told your mother she could go fuck her dead mum a few weeks ago….

That doesn’t equate to having a kind heart porky
 
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Yesweknowyouhavekids

Well a kind heart these days is hard to find
Jaundice the lasting kind….
A good liver these days is hard to find
So please be gentle with this liver damage of mine…
Only proper old people will have just sang along to that
 
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sweetlittlelies

Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
I'm drinking more not few,
Oh my skins turning yellow,

I came along,
Drank a vodka or two,
I love my wetherspoons crew,
Oh my skins turning yellow,

I'm skin, oh yeah, I'm skin and bones
Living off too good to go sausage rolls,
Oh and you know, ill bleed the system dry, ill bleed the system dry.
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Yesweknowyouhavekids said:
Well a kind heart these days is hard to find
Jaundice the lasting kind….
A good liver these days is hard to find
So please be gentle with this liver damage of mine…
Only proper old people will have just sang along to that
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Feargal Sharkey! Good old Top of The Pops days!
 
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