Marcus Mitchell #37 TL days over will he land on his feet Wherer he ends up lets hope he don’t in the street

[Ethel's little Willy]

New thread beauts!

Congratulations to @Miss Chin-Chin for the fabulous title. It was a close race between the top 2 with @FindingAlaska
(Had to edit to fit, was a nightmare )
Previous thread https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-...any-alcoholic-hes-a-m-s-mmmm-alcoholic.29654/

2 weeks after 420 which is now known as MMMM Day rather than World Weed Day.

A lot has happened.
Marcus would have been a millionaire by now if he hadn't spent all his money on Fatchers, McDonald's and M&S vodka (and pretend coke which he got by doing unsavoury things with people's dad's)
Marcus spent Sunday night with his dad Rich Mitch aka Richie Mitch aka that cock sucking bleep, and managed a full day (there's only 10 hours in a day in Camborne apparently) without any booze.

I'll let the Queen of recaps continue @Lucyxxxx seeing as she's been made redundant (like Hayles McDonald's staff) from thread titles. Sorry beaut

ETA PLEASE READ THE WIKI BEAUTS

 

[JellyPundik]

Happy new thread time

 

[Lucyxxxx]

OK beaut let's calm down I have had 2 thread titles in the past week or so.

Sadly we start the thread at the end of an era. Marcus has left the Travel lodge - much to our horror and disappointment.
Turns out some toast and a night infront of the TV is all it takes to cure alcoholism.
Back at Sids or so it seems.
Hes been a bit quieter since he has been stopping with his parents.
Wheres Will?
Not sure what else there is to say as all the tit show has merged in to one and fried my troll brain.
Fingers crossed this is the calm before the storm.

Troll on beauts. 's for everyone.

Newbies the answers to your questions are in the wiki. Top right hand corner.

 

[Ethel's little Willy]

duck me, I need a fatchers after that.
Got a proper sweat on trying to fit the title on.

Just going to pin my PayPal so you beauts can help me out

Just to let you know guys, I will block any negativity!

 

[IamMyaJ]

New thread ready for the live from Sids Oh beauts it best be good

 

[flowerfairy1985]

OK beaut let's calm down I have had 2 thread titles in the past week or so.

Sadly we start the thread at the end of an era. Marcus has left the Travel lodge - much to our horror and disappointment.
Turns out some toast and a night infront of the TV is all it takes to cure alcoholism.
Back at Sids or so it seems.
Hes been a bit quieter since he has been stopping with his parents.
Wheres Will?
Not sure what else there is to say as all the tit show has merged in to one and fried my troll brain.
Fingers crossed this is the calm before the storm.

Troll on beauts. 's for everyone.

Newbies the answers to your questions are in the wiki. Top right hand corner.

So on point x Bet the communal is out already

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

@Ethel's little Willy Thanks for your top work beaut - extra turn on the communal for you! It sure was a close one for thread title - to you @FindingAlaska.
*Will remember to keep them shorter in future*

 

[Ethel's little Willy]

It looks like the title has been Mod edited sorry beauts I should have censored the word tit. I thought it would be alright

 

[Lucyxxxx]

@Ethel's little Willy Thanks for your top work beaut - extra turn on the communal for you! It sure was a close one for thread title - to you @FindingAlaska.
*Will remember to keep them shorter in future*

To keep what exactly shorter in the future beaut?

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

To keep what exactly shorter in the future beaut?

I mean obvs you’ll take your crown back next thread… But, er, um, if I ever have another attempt at it

 

[HaveYouEatenToday?]

Beauts I’ve just been to M&S and near heaved when I saw the size of a Colin caterpillar cake they’re bleeping massive! Nearly purchased a £12.50 vodka to fill the void of no more TL lives but resisted

 

[DollyDiamondxo]

Beauts I’ve just been to M&S and near heaved when I saw the size of a Colin caterpillar cake they’re bleeping massive! Nearly purchased a £12.50 vodka to fill the void of no more TL lives but resisted

I got the limited addition valentines Colin bet he didn’t deep throat that!! I’ll never be able to go to m&s again without thinking ‘this isn’t just an alcoholic this is an m&s alcoholic’

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

It looks like the title has been Mod edited sorry beauts I should have censored the word tit. I thought it would be alright

I forgot about the no swearing thing in the thread titles too But worry not, him shitting in the street is so deeply etched into our minds, we are likely NEVER TO FORGET

 

[Lucyxxxx]

It's nearly 4pm!

 

[pommynoir]

Can we start the thread by everyone giving their favourite moment from the last thread? Mine has to be Marcus eating Colin the caterpillar like it was a bar of chocolate.
Or the strategically placed fake mound of cocaine - as if Will would ever leave the party before the bag was done.

 

[DollyDiamondxo]

It's nearly 4pm!

Glad you’ve got will in the pic so we can still see him and glad i finished work early today so I won’t miss it

 

[Mycatismad]

Can we start the thread by everyone giving their favourite moment from the last thread? Mine has to be Marcus eating Colin the caterpillar like it was a bar of chocolate.
Or the strategically placed fake mound of cocaine - as if Will would ever leave the party before the bag was done.

Soo many to choose from!!! Marcus going out in disguise was amusing and getting met by the cops (“hi Marcus”) at the travel tavern after his latest cider fuelled misdemeanour!

 

[DollyDiamondxo]

Can we start the thread by everyone giving their favourite moment from the last thread? Mine has to be Marcus eating Colin the caterpillar like it was a bar of chocolate.
Or the strategically placed fake mound of cocaine - as if Will would ever leave the party before the bag was done.

Definitely the insta account named ‘getajobmarcus’ followed by a knock at the same time every night from Will

 

[BubbleDuck]

Can we start the thread by everyone giving their favourite moment from the last thread? Mine has to be Marcus eating Colin the caterpillar like it was a bar of chocolate.
Or the strategically placed fake mound of cocaine - as if Will would ever leave the party before the bag was done.

Mine was him declaring how he didn’t give a duck about pain or death while pulling his best well ard face , before promptly stubbing his scabby toe and complaining how much it hurt like a toddler with an ouchie

 

[Moon Tribe Sister]

Can we start the thread by everyone giving their favourite moment from the last thread? Mine has to be Marcus eating Colin the caterpillar like it was a bar of chocolate.
Or the strategically placed fake mound of cocaine - as if Will would ever leave the party before the bag was done.

Idk, I rather enjoyed him shitting in a hedge
Made for lovely viewing