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Jumping straight in to say I am absolutely living for this thread today 
can’t believe I actually have to work for a living and I’m missing it all. Wish I was work shy like Marcus, drinking at 8 and looking for a shag. Please any screen recordings get them uploaded!! I love you all!!
can’t believe I actually have to work for a living and I’m missing it all. Wish I was work shy like Marcus, drinking at 8 and looking for a shag. Please any screen recordings get them uploaded!! I love you all!!
Oh beauts I missed the meltdown, sodding covid had me oversleep 
pure fuming
pure fumingI feel so empty that I've just finished every last thread ! What do I do with my spare time now !?
Thank you once again beauts! May my reign continue.
Recap.
Marcus is edging very close to a spectacular MMMM as of this morning (31.3.2022) he has threatened to jump off the bridge live after starting on the cider at 8am.
He has been inviting men to come over and have sex as he is gagging for it.
Still claiming to be homeless and in the travel lodge.
Has covid but is going out regardless.
You can no longer send him a coffee for just £5.
Not sure if the shofa is still his bffl.
Sid and Rich are living their best lives without Marcus trashing their houses all the time.
Apologies if I missed anything!
Recap.
Marcus is edging very close to a spectacular MMMM as of this morning (31.3.2022) he has threatened to jump off the bridge live after starting on the cider at 8am.
He has been inviting men to come over and have sex as he is gagging for it.
Still claiming to be homeless and in the travel lodge.
Has covid but is going out regardless.
You can no longer send him a coffee for just £5.
Not sure if the shofa is still his bffl.
Sid and Rich are living their best lives without Marcus trashing their houses all the time.
Apologies if I missed anything!
Look up chelsea lee arts that gets a bit wild
Tell us your local to Marcus.
Wonder if he’s been booted out of the travel lodge for his melt down
Pretty sure you’re not allowed guests when you live in a hotel so don’t know what he’s playing at with his fake messages anyway.
I really hope he’s been drinking a couple days and has a come down that lasts the whole weekend. I’ve no plans at all and need some entertainment
I really hope he’s been drinking a couple days and has a come down that lasts the whole weekend. I’ve no plans at all and need some entertainment
That text asking someone over is such bullshit, it’s the type of message you’d send on grindr or fb messenger at a push there’s no way he wouldn’t have known he was on fb sending that text. And I mean he’s got covid ffs, I’m sorry the thought of bouncing on someone makes me feel sick atm, never mind if I was spluttering covid germs all over them grotter!
i wonder if he has to declare to the hotel that he has covid?
grotter!i wonder if he has to declare to the hotel that he has covid?
Can’t forget -Thank you once again beauts! May my reign continue.
Recap.
Marcus is edging very close to a spectacular MMMM as of this morning (31.3.2022) he has threatened to jump off the bridge live after starting on the cider at 8am.
He has been inviting men to come over and have sex as he is gagging for it.
Still claiming to be homeless and in the travel lodge.
Has covid but is going out regardless.
You can no longer send him a coffee for just £5.
Not sure if the shofa is still his bffl.
Sid and Rich are living their best lives without Marcus trashing their houses all the time.
Apologies if I missed anything!
Marcus claims he had an
Poor Sid spent Mother’s Day alone eating a roast for one.
And there was…a blanket.
Can't believe he was so drunk at eight am this morning that he's passed out for the rest of the day, what an absolute waste of oxygen. How many vulnerable people do you think he's planning on killing with his covid ?
Despite putting a desperate bid out to Facebook to get some sex, he does not in fact, like being used for sexMarcus the sex god
i think his idea of ‘going out’ to ‘put my mental health first’ was going to the local shop for a 4 pack of thatchers, which on the plus side means he is unlikely to go out again
Anyone disappointed at how quiet it’s all gone now? 
I don’t even think he was that pissed, I think he woke up, had a can and half a bottle of Henry’s and then went to sleep.
As much as I love your comments, I feel I must implore you to stop talking so that I never have to see your profile pic ever again. Mental health comes first beaut sorry.
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