Marcus Mitchell #19 airfrying and lying, making bets with sid, he'll drop a few stone for 200 quid

[KJ-2022]

I’m a bloke, so have some understanding of the male anatomy. Yet, I cannot for the life of me, figure out where his cock and balls are.

True though, neither can I

 

[QueenVamp88]

Wait…. He’s got a dad?????

He has, lives just across from im I think doesn't really mention him

 

[Miss_Nosey277]

Poor taste

 

[QueenVamp88]

I reckon he’s photoshopped that, not aggressively, but his forearms do look a lil wobbly

Not the first time this week he's been busy with photoshop

 

[spagooter]

Marcus having his first sun bed


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ffs nearly pissed myself at this

 

[elliebellieboo]

These are probs more appropriately sized

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Once you pop, you’ll definitely stop!

 

[elliebellieboo]

What do we think of this? Asking himself questions again?

God how embarrassing

 

[Apple In My Pie]

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Hahahahaha the last one

 

[MissLT]

Nahhhh, Marcus if you here beaut, Chuck a link up for your recommendation of dildo’s. My fucker doesn’t stick anywhere

Proceed everyone. I’ll see myself back out

Mine neither

 

[KJ-2022]

Ok that tt live was boring as fuck. But he rushed to the window saying I think my mums back, turned out all the lights then whispered I’ve got to go beauts my mums back WTF

I’m dead what a weirdo

 

[Ronniedazzler]

I still have flashbacks now
“What naughties have you been eating?”
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What happened this week you never lost anything? How many sins did you sin with?

 

[elliebellieboo]

 

[QueenVamp88]

The slop is easier to slide down

Looks like he already chewed it and spat it back out

 

[elliebellieboo]

Can't do accents to save his life, and surely it was a joke that he had to ask if Glasgow was in Ireland or Scotland ffs

I died inside a little.

 

[TizzyTIzzle]

Yeah he does it’s all oil from his takeaways but his face is roasted off him from those sunbeds … enjoy ur skin cancer u stupid marshmallow

True

 

[JulesC]

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Do we reckon this is an old photo?

 

[sassyflamingo]

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Haha brilliant!

Btw I’ve got a foolproof way of proving vincent comes to this thread on a regular basis -

Beggy, that picture you’ve uploaded of your cat has your postcode and (i assume sids) mobile number on it, as clear as your desperation, you might want to delete it before actual trolls see it and harrass old sid and she gives you a beating with the family heirloom!

I wont repost it on here even though he’s made it public as its not sid’s fault he’s completely oblivious

 

[Rach88]

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Stanning this supportive beaut

Fs

 

[spidermonkey]

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I know how he’s lost weight beauts, he’s shrunk

 

[Sam86]

I'm shocked he hasn't been on the beg for herbalife yet

It's still early days beaut