Recap:
> Marcus is trying to lose weight. This comes after Sid bet him £200 he would lose weight.
> Hysterically, this comes a day after he started creating some air fried concoctions - a deep fried mars bar which was rolled in stodgy pastry, chicken rolled in crushed up Doritos, and cheese bites covered in Cheeto crumbs.
> Inspired, Marcus created a weight loss group yesterday afternoon and, citing securityaka not wanting tattlers in the grouphe decided to charge a fee before allowing membership to the group, despite this being against Facebook’s rules. He charged £5, and then after a healthy dose of blocking and deleting anyone who pointed out his grifting behaviour, lowered the price to £3.50. As of this morning the group had ten members, one of which is himself. The page has now been deleted.
> Aside from his grifting, Marcus decided to become a movie reviewer, claiming to watch and review ten horror movies a day. This got off to a fantastic start (she says, sarcastically) as Marcus was caught having copy and pasted a review of the film and lying that this review was his own opinion.
> A day into his new diet, marcus is hoovering down that well known healthy meal of pasta, beans and cheese. In doing so he has also reinvented metrics, a sprinkle of cheese is on his pasta he says, when really it is the entire block.
Beaut recap beaut!!Recap:
> Marcus is trying to lose weight. This comes after Sid bet him £200 he would lose weight.
> Hysterically, this comes a day after he started creating some air fried concoctions - a deep fried mars bar which was rolled in stodgy pastry, chicken rolled in crushed up Doritos, and cheese bites covered in Cheeto crumbs.
> Inspired, Marcus created a weight loss group yesterday afternoon and, citing securityaka not wanting tattlers in the grouphe decided to charge a fee before allowing membership to the group, despite this being against Facebook’s rules. He charged £5, and then after a healthy dose of blocking and deleting anyone who pointed out his grifting behaviour, lowered the price to £3.50. As of this morning the group had ten members, one of which is himself. The page has now been deleted.
> Aside from his grifting, Marcus decided to become a movie reviewer, claiming to watch and review ten horror movies a day. This got off to a fantastic start (she says, sarcastically) as Marcus was caught having copy and pasted a review of the film and lying that this review was his own opinion.
> A day into his new diet, marcus is hoovering down that well known healthy meal of pasta, beans and cheese. In doing so he has also reinvented metrics, a sprinkle of cheese is on his pasta he says, when really it is the entire block.
ah i'm honoured beautsss xxThanks to @spagooter for the brilliant thread titleyou guys just kill me thread through through thread
As we were beauts if someone wants to do a fabulous recap they're welcome too xo
No still there - he’s removed the post with the link to it though. No new members though. Probably got enough money to pay for a dominos so jacked it inThe weight loss page has gone beauts. Facebook must have removed it?
Is it gone completelyThe weight loss page has gone beauts. Facebook must have removed it?
Welcome beautHi everyone, i have come from the Beggy Lamb thread (i suspect a few of us from there will join you here). A pic of Marcus popped up and curiosity got the better of me, and wow what a hot mess he is! I cant wait to read through his wiki and the past threads
Welcome beautHi everyone, i have come from the Beggy Lamb thread (i suspect a few of us from there will join you here). A pic of Marcus popped up and curiosity got the better of me, and wow what a hot mess he is! I cant wait to read through his wiki and the past threads
Welcome beaut. Here's a communal dildo andHi everyone, i have come from the Beggy Lamb thread (i suspect a few of us from there will join you here). A pic of Marcus popped up and curiosity got the better of me, and wow what a hot mess he is! I cant wait to read through his wiki and the past threads
hank hill ?
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