So Tom thinks we are jealous of him.
No Tom. Not even remotely possible
How can anyone be jealous? You live like lazy slobs
You have beautiful children, and a cute puppy. I have 3 beautiful children, and 7 beautiful grandchildren and a puppy, and a hamster and a couple of giant snails
I am not dirty, unless I’ve been tending the garden but I won’t be out there for another 2 months yet
I know what it’s like to have a baby poop, pee and puke on me, but unlike you, I will wash and change myself if that happened
My car does not have dodgy wheels and if it did, I would sort it out because all that is precious to me in my life get in and out of the car quite regularly
My house is not dirty, it gets cleaned. It’s a mess sometimes, of course it is as my front door is ever revolving with loving family and friends but at the end if the day, calm is restored and it’s tidy again
I can admit to maybe needing to lose a few pounds, but this granny can still run for the bus, can still take her grandkids ice skating, swimming, football practice and dance and have the energy to join in
Least of all am I jealous of your diet. Fried slop in a cardboard box is not my idea of heaven. We like variation in our house, stews, pies, salads, roasts, and lots of veggies. For all your giving up work to beg on TT or sell cheap nasty, possibly dangerous goods to your followers, well if that brings you happiness, you carry on mate. But deep down you’re not that happy are you? Anyone can see that in your face, you are soulless, you have lost your way, you know deep down it won’t last. But you keep pushing mate. Flip that soggy pancake in the next competition that you will not even for real smile about.
it’s becoming a chore now isn’t it Tom? Getting harder and harder to reach your income target. We have even noticed the way you and Lucy talk to each other, don’t hide behind the it’s just banter thing, no, your disrespect for each other shows
You was even pissed off she came home with a surprise puppy
Hate you? Nah, that’s too strong a feeling for you, dislike you yes. Hate the way you treat kids, yes to that also
While I’m at it. Please go see a doctor Tom. You have some serious health issues going in there