I’ve never been dryer in my life.Cot's birthday reel contains some moments that will make your lady hormones screech to a halt.
There are no words.Why oh why does she have to include him taking her heel strap off in a " sexy" way.....just no blurgh
For a man who is comfortable with his childfree status, he sure feels the need to justify it an embarrassing amount.No one cares about how many child Greg isn't having except Greg. Why do we need yet another post/substack about this?
Greg mate, your fertility is not worrying the women of middle England. Stand down Sir!
He's had a vasectomy so why is he still banging on about itNo one cares about how many child Greg isn't having except Greg. Why do we need yet another post/substack about this?
Greg mate, your fertility is not worrying the women of middle England. Stand down Sir!
He should be more honest about it. It's more of a, "we love going on frequent nice long haul holidays and we can't really afford to do that AND renovate this house to a high standard" situation. So they might have to choose one or the other. Rather than a 'woe is me, I'm skint' pity party, like they all do (looking at you Come Down To The Woods). People might actually respect him. We know some people have more money than others. That's just how life is. What's disingenuous is trying to wring income out of your followers by presenting your 'cake and eat it' situation as a genuine struggle rather than a personal choice* and asking them to contribute via paid content.He's had a vasectomy so why is he still banging on about it. Been to Vietnam on holiday, doesn't know if they can afford his house or put the heating on though!
I'm always baffled when influencers do this woe is me thing because they will write substacks, posts, stories, ads , literally anything other than the very obvious solution of - "social media isn't making me as much money as I want - I will need to get a different job or downsize". Surely its as simple as that?He should be more honest about it. It's more of a, "we love going on frequent nice long haul holidays and we can't really afford to do that AND renovate this house to a high standard" situation. So they might have to choose one or the other. Rather than a 'woe is me, I'm skint' pity party, like they all do (looking at you Come Down To The Woods). People might actually respect him. We know some people have more money than others. That's just how life is. What's disingenuous is trying to wring income out of your followers by presenting your 'cake and eat it' situation as a genuine struggle rather than a personal choice* and asking them to contribute via paid content.
*Obviously buying a 10,000sqft wreck for 1 person in the first place is always a choice rather than a necessity, but it's adding insult to injury to cry that you can't afford it when you've given up your salaried job AND you are still jollying off on adventure holidays.
He's creepily obsessed with it.And yet again he has brought up the childless topic. I've never known anyone get asked this often about their children having plans. Am I moving in weird cycles?
I don't think so, which means he isn't getting asked that often because ...
He's not that interesting.
No one cares.
No one wants to think about the two of them doing the baby production, even though they hint about sex constantly.
It's definitely engagement phishing. The lowest of low hanging fruit.I think it just smacks of being desperate for engagement. He knows all the madames will all flock to defend his childfree lifestyle from the (completely made up?) haters who bombard him daily with messages about when he’ll procreate.
I wish Greggles would do something interesting so we could move this thread on because every time I see the last post and ‘low hanging fruit’ it brings to mind his testicles (which is clearly my problem and not that of Gossip Mongoose for saying itIt's definitely engagement phishing. The lowest of low hanging fruit.
And Greggles for always mentioning his neuteringI wish Greggles would do something interesting so we could move this thread on because every time I see the last post and ‘low hanging fruit’ it brings to mind his testicles (which is clearly my problem and not that of Gossip Mongoose for saying it)