Man With A Hammer

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The things people will put up with to have a drafty old relic and a nice house near the coast.
 
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Cot's birthday reel contains some moments that will make your lady hormones screech to a halt.
 
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Why oh why does she have to include him taking her heel strap off in a " sexy" way.....just no blurgh
 
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They're like a pair of teenagers who've just got their first boyfriend/girlfriend and just spend all of their time loudly and publicly sloppy snogging, just so everyone knows.
 
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No one cares about how many child Greg isn't having except Greg. Why do we need yet another post/substack about this?

Greg mate, your fertility is not worrying the women of middle England. Stand down Sir!
 
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No one cares about how many child Greg isn't having except Greg. Why do we need yet another post/substack about this?

Greg mate, your fertility is not worrying the women of middle England. Stand down Sir!
For a man who is comfortable with his childfree status, he sure feels the need to justify it an embarrassing amount.
 
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No one cares about how many child Greg isn't having except Greg. Why do we need yet another post/substack about this?

Greg mate, your fertility is not worrying the women of middle England. Stand down Sir!
He's had a vasectomy so why is he still banging on about it 🙄. Been to Vietnam on holiday, doesn't know if they can afford his house or put the heating on though!
 
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He's had a vasectomy so why is he still banging on about it 🙄. Been to Vietnam on holiday, doesn't know if they can afford his house or put the heating on though!
He should be more honest about it. It's more of a, "we love going on frequent nice long haul holidays and we can't really afford to do that AND renovate this house to a high standard" situation. So they might have to choose one or the other. Rather than a 'woe is me, I'm skint' pity party, like they all do (looking at you Come Down To The Woods). People might actually respect him. We know some people have more money than others. That's just how life is. What's disingenuous is trying to wring income out of your followers by presenting your 'cake and eat it' situation as a genuine struggle rather than a personal choice* and asking them to contribute via paid content.


*Obviously buying a 10,000sqft wreck for 1 person in the first place is always a choice rather than a necessity, but it's adding insult to injury to cry that you can't afford it when you've given up your salaried job AND you are still jollying off on adventure holidays.
 
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He should be more honest about it. It's more of a, "we love going on frequent nice long haul holidays and we can't really afford to do that AND renovate this house to a high standard" situation. So they might have to choose one or the other. Rather than a 'woe is me, I'm skint' pity party, like they all do (looking at you Come Down To The Woods). People might actually respect him. We know some people have more money than others. That's just how life is. What's disingenuous is trying to wring income out of your followers by presenting your 'cake and eat it' situation as a genuine struggle rather than a personal choice* and asking them to contribute via paid content.


*Obviously buying a 10,000sqft wreck for 1 person in the first place is always a choice rather than a necessity, but it's adding insult to injury to cry that you can't afford it when you've given up your salaried job AND you are still jollying off on adventure holidays.
I'm always baffled when influencers do this woe is me thing because they will write substacks, posts, stories, ads , literally anything other than the very obvious solution of - "social media isn't making me as much money as I want - I will need to get a different job or downsize". Surely its as simple as that?

It's a bit thoughtless in this economy to winge about your influencer lifestyle when there's people who have you know REAL problems
 
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I knew there would be a thread about this bloke. Yes, absolutely tone deaf when there are people working multiple jobs just to keep a roof over their and their children’s heads. He should check his privilege.

Used to be quite interested in his renovation stuff but bloody hell, he’s tedious now. I unfollowed a while back as the whining about having no money to renovate and the diatribe about choosing to be childless got on my nerves. Plenty of money to swan off on ‘adventures’ though. Grates a bit.

He needs to earn more money from his writing now. Good luck with that…
 
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And yet again he has brought up the childless topic. I've never known anyone get asked this often about their children having plans. Am I moving in weird cycles?

I don't think so, which means he isn't getting asked that often because ...
He's not that interesting.
No one cares.
No one wants to think about the two of them doing the baby production, even though they hint about sex constantly.
 
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And yet again he has brought up the childless topic. I've never known anyone get asked this often about their children having plans. Am I moving in weird cycles?

I don't think so, which means he isn't getting asked that often because ...
He's not that interesting.
No one cares.
No one wants to think about the two of them doing the baby production, even though they hint about sex constantly.
He's creepily obsessed with it.
 
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I think it just smacks of being desperate for engagement. He knows all the madames will all flock to defend his childfree lifestyle from the (completely made up?) haters who bombard him daily with messages about when he’ll procreate.
 
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I think it just smacks of being desperate for engagement. He knows all the madames will all flock to defend his childfree lifestyle from the (completely made up?) haters who bombard him daily with messages about when he’ll procreate.
It's definitely engagement phishing. The lowest of low hanging fruit.
 
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It's definitely engagement phishing. The lowest of low hanging fruit.
I wish Greggles would do something interesting so we could move this thread on because every time I see the last post and ‘low hanging fruit’ it brings to mind his testicles (which is clearly my problem and not that of Gossip Mongoose for saying it 😂)
 
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I wish Greggles would do something interesting so we could move this thread on because every time I see the last post and ‘low hanging fruit’ it brings to mind his testicles (which is clearly my problem and not that of Gossip Mongoose for saying it 😂)
And Greggles for always mentioning his neutering
 
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Every time I look in on his page I am shocked by how scruffy he looks now. Just a few years a go he had a clear complexion, a decent haircut, tidy beard and reasonably smart clothes. Now he always has greasy hair pulled back and his beard looks grown out and all his clothes are awful. Looks like he's aged 15 years in the last 3 or 4. Can't understand it!

Also baffled how he is making money when he rarely posts on insta, surely his book can't be generating that much income?
 
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