Things I never thought I'd say: Harrison is unintentionally hilarious and I like him on my screen tonight because I dont know what he's going to say anymore
I feel like with Alyssa the married man she was shagging promised her he would leave the wife for her but didn’t, so now in her warped head she considers the wife ‘the other woman’ and obsessively hates ‘cheaters’
Why are they even giving Alyssa so much camera time here? Who cares that much about what she thinks when she wasn’t even involved, that’s before you even get into the hypocrisy of her violent reaction
I am sick of hearing about snoggate. If they’d humped on the table in the middle of a dinner party then maybe I’d understand them dragging it out for this long, but bloody hell.
I think it annoys me even more the way Alyssa speaks to Duncan because from everything we’ve seen, he seems so measured and careful the way he speaks to her. She’s rotten