Pink shiteAnyone else notice, most of the clothes she pushes on people #ad . . They're in the sale.
Well of course. . Its the cheap tacky tit that no-one else wants
Lynsey Queen of Clean #18 Queen of mean shining her piss light, sharing lemon cake cos she’s so tight!
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Dear God,
are M&S now being inspired by Lynsey or is it the other way round?!
are M&S now being inspired by Lynsey or is it the other way round?!
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Mutilated the lemon drizzle cake, she really is a weirdigan fikker than her fikk nails
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Just ran over here to say the same! Turns out Rib has a use after all! Why take the middle piece? Absolute walloper
That’s really bleeping annoyed me - her taking the middle piece, messing the cake up for the next customers who come along and might want some lemon cake. What a selfish bleep.
I found it funny that she thought that was still worthy of posting. A tit show attempt at being ‘edgy’ taking the middle piece and as usual completely failed at it.
Those Scamp and Dude slippers give me the rage 
Me too, I cannot be doing with open toe fluffy slippers and especially if your toes hang overThose Scamp and Dude slippers give me the rage
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Came to say this. .Me too, I cannot be doing with open toe fluffy slippers and especially if your toes hang over
Lynsey "long toe" please size up . . Please size up
She's just so quirky taking that middle bit 
why would you do that WHY
She's just a boring wannabe mid aged women that has nothing about her trying to a bit wacky so she has a selling point! she should just take the end but if cake and suck it her pipe
why would you do that WHYShe's just a boring wannabe mid aged women that has nothing about her trying to a bit wacky so she has a selling point! she should just take the end but if cake and suck it her pipe
Read that to the tune of Slim ShadyCame to say this. .
Lynsey "long toe" please size up . . Please size up
you caught some corking shots there! She really is a grim looking old lush
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Bet you’re dying to see her crack out her sandal collection again then…Me too, I cannot be doing with open toe fluffy slippers and especially if your toes hang over
Considering she buys shite new clothes to wear every single day it’s odd she cracks out the same sweaty sandals every year to show case that big long hammer toe of hers. Wonder what bargain basement holiday she will be treating herself to this year
I reckon she'll be off to a mediocre Greece or Crete package deal . .
Forever promoting those ugly heel hanging/ toe poking sandals of her "mates" 40plus 🫤
Bet poor departed Bob Marley’s spinning in his grave at her latest offering FFS. She has not one iota of flair or a modicum of intelligence - she’s just picked a song with the word ‘iron’ in the title. Hope the spirit of Emperor Haile Selassie comes to haunt her the insufferable, thick fool
Hope she has declared her recent procedures regarding her mole, she will need to get good insurance to cover her now.
And actually uses factor 50 sun cream, not the crappy SPF moisturiser that she promotes as being sufficient. I don’t think promoting skin cancer is such a good look this year- especially when her children have also been at risk of her lack of parenting.
Another godawful roast dinner 
This is a Roast hun 
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roast dinners are literally my favourite thing in thewhole world. Would have it for breakfast, lunch, and my last damn meal on earth if I had the choice. Her levvaaa schleppings, aunt Bessie tatos and anaemic anorexic portions ever week give me the blindest rage.This is a Roast hun
Yours looks banging, congrats