Lynsey Queen of Clean #15 Our Lyns boasting in the Daily Mail, but really she’s just an epic fail

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So she went the gym, came home not showered obviously cause she still has “just a bit of makeup on” puts a new mascara over the top of her old mascara, finishes her make up and says she has a meeting. Hmmmmm lovely sweaty smell there. Oh and that was condensed milk by the way not just carnation milk. She propa boils my piss daft Twat.
 
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kettlecrisp32

Nah she doesn’t do nearly enough work to break out a sweat at the gym!
 
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Tamij

She actually said origami. I mean, is there something wrong with her?
 
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mammaof3

Guys, what's origami? Literally.


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Shineyshine

Ffs if this is what puts her in a bad mood she really needs to give her head a wobble and change her life priorities.

Just yesterday she was flogging gummy vitamins saying how they’ve helped her mood. Clearly all lies. All it takes is her Instagram stats to take a dip and she’s in the doldrums moaning about it No amount of menopause vitamins will sort that out.
 

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Clare

It’s not the algorithm Lyndzz it’s cos your content is SHITE and you’re a self-obsessed throbber
 
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beaniebobble

Nothing to do with her sloppy ways, prerecorded and recycled clips, undeclared ads, dreadful recipes and meals and condescending tone.... of course it's the algorithm.
 
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becky's artex ceiling

Much as we all enjoy laughing at her tragic online antics, I think it's best if Lynz hangs up her instahun belt. (GUCCI, naturally.) She clearly doesn't enjoy it at all and her scattergun, money-grubbing content is screamingly low effort and unconvincing even to the thickest of her followers by now.

Perhaps there's a job going at Bewiched? Those tables don't wipe themselves you know Obv she wouldn't even consider it tho, way too much like hard work!
 
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ssi44n

Not a bad life in a roomy home, ok deco is something else very plain, a fridge that must cost around 10k. A static caravan somewhere, an allotment, at least 3 holidays abroad plus mini weekends away plus theatre boxes to oneself, hotel stays lots of fizz, a personal trainer and not your average cars, travel 1st class around the Uk on trains. I do find the dinners somewhat basic and plain and looking at second properties I can see you feel down
 
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Popcorn ready

Wonder if this ASA catching up with hinch as scared the shit out of her. The amount of undeclared ads this women does is on par with hinch. I really hope they catch up with this money grabbing bitch.
 
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If i told you …

I’m wondering if her bad mood is down to our friend Nigel from ASA?! Hinch has just been pulled over the coals for not declaring ADs ! We all know Lynsey is also guilty of this, so maybe she has had a warning?!

As anyone got her recent “newsletter?” If so, share the howlers please
 
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Farley108

vile creature ! Her voice goes right through me, ive had to unfollow
All the frickin freebies does my head in
 
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youare1

I think she has been fed up with doing Instagram for awhile but she is too greedy to give up the money and freebies, not to mention she would have to find a "real" job. She would like all the benefits without any effort.
 
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