Love the recap, just parking myself ready for the predictable Saturday coffee tray shot followed by leatherface’s leather roast and the devil dog bridge walkExcellent thread title from @Mum3boys was by far the winner
Just a quick recap:
Lynsey continues to be in her boring routine of 10k dog walks, being brought trays of coffee or booze, and shilling her crappy pink Swan products and the other stuff they make.
She went to an awards event the other night - same old there too. Sparkly dress, outdated makeup and hair, ‘grand’ entrance, too much alcohol, etc.
Now she’s claiming anxiety is down to perimenopause…
She might still go, I think it’s on for 2 or 3 days. Although the huns are usually there for the whole thing so I’m surprised she’s not there from the get go. Maybe her driver was unavailableShould she not be at the cleaning show? She is advertised as being there
She's there tomorrow apparently.Should she not be at the cleaning show? She is advertised as being there
They look as dry as her content.Steak and chip - singular? Genuinely wouldn’t put it past Miss Stingy Portions…
I reckon she made her friend go with her because she was too frightened to drive by herselfHow does she claim to have driving anxiety having to drive herself because her “driver” didn’t turn up, there is nothing to indicate anxiety in that video, she’s hyperactive and showing off
Yep! The public transport equivalent is posting a photo of a first class train carriage head rest... which she's always sure to doShe just wanted to get the range steering wheel in the picture and brag how she is such a star she really needs a driver to get her sorry ass to these crappy “events”
Maybe her friend is there to drive her home so she can drink? That’s if she’s not staying overnight. Nothing would surprise me.Yep! The public transport equivalent is posting a photo of a first class train carriage head rest... which she's always sure to do
Anyway, tragic cleaning hun expo Lynz is one of my fav of her personas, looking forward to the pissed up boomerangs with her hangers-on from about 3pm! Some of the stories from there yesterday made the venue look empty af, just to add to the tragedy of it all...
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