Lynsey Queen of Clean #11 Lynsey thought she saw a ‘sleb, it wasn’t and now legohead looks like a pleb.

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It hasn’t improved her skin it’s the copious amounts of filler and Botox that’s done that!!! She wouldn’t get paid to say that though
 
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I find her attitude towards the tragedies of the world horrendous. Yes Lyndsey, I’m sure if the sun shone in Ukraine it would make them forget about the war. Oaf.
 
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It hasn’t improved her skin it’s the copious amounts of filler and Botox that’s done that!!! She wouldn’t get paid to say that though
Tretinoin will improve her skin eventually, but it takes months and months of consistent use.

I agree with you, I doubt that after three months there are any tangible results especially if she’s been having injectables as well. I don’t know how she would be able to differentiate what is down to the topical treatments and what is down to the more invasive treatments. A very poor advert in any case.
 
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I find her attitude towards the tragedies of the world horrendous. Yes Lyndsey, I’m sure if the sun shone in Ukraine it would make them forget about the war. Oaf.
She’s a complete idiot her friend Dazzling is raising money so her dad who lives in Poland is doing all he can to help the Ukrainian people which is remarkable. Cocknose donated £50 but what she ought to do is give Dazzling a daily mention on her stories which would boost that go fund me tenfold. But no she’s mentioned Vammoose taking a small amount over there. COME ON LYNSEY USE THAT PLATFORM TO HELP RAISE MONEY ALL GIRLS TOGETHER.
Oh and on another note Dirty dancing finishes soon maybe you should’ve said something about it do not to disappoint people who might’ve wanted to go. They actually say it at the end of the show I went valentines weekend and the said it then.
 
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I could not agree with you more @Noseymeddler, she could have been a force for good for her “friend” Dazzlin! It’s just not in her dna?! She is truly an awful woman who has become entitled and self centred. It shows daily with her posts especially when a degree of gravitas is needed, she falls well short.

Case in point also, why not publicly tag Urban outfitters for swapping Wallys cardigan? She goes on and on about positivity and kindness but can’t reciprocate the deed
 
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I’m sorry but “trigger warning” I swear this family has an eating disorder, or some sort of fascination with how much they eat! “Mollie always splashes out on a big breakfast” it’s 4 hash browns and a sausage
 
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“Addees” ffs.
I live in the town of Addis and it’s pronounced exactly as it’s spelled.
 
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I’m sorry but “trigger warning” I swear this family has an eating disorder, or some sort of fascination with how much they eat! “Mollie always splashes out on a big breakfast” it’s 4 hash browns and a sausage
Was just coming to comment on this… that is by no stretch a big breakfast.

Also, wtf I have no words for these dimwits
 

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I’m sorry but “trigger warning” I swear this family has an eating disorder, or some sort of fascination with how much they eat! “Mollie always splashes out on a big breakfast” it’s 4 hash browns and a sausage
One of the twins 100% has an eating disorder, the hidden food wrappers around her bedroom etc
Lynsey just seems to be obsessed with enabling it to continue with her naughty foods and ridiculously small portion sizes.
 
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Was just coming to comment on this… that is by no stretch a big breakfast.
That’s more of a snack for me they are so unhealthy, I don’t know why Lynsey is feeding her kids low calorie diets, they obviously don’t need it, I would not be surprised if they did weekly family weigh ins and who ever gains weight is in trouble
 
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She didn't get a chance to celebrate Toilet Tuesday yesterday so she's doing a deep clean today.

1. Dropping a tablet in and flushing it away is not a deep clean
2. We already know it's pre-record because somebody clocked Jakey recording in the reflection of the flush last time

Pull the other one, Lyns...
 
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I’m sorry but “trigger warning” I swear this family has an eating disorder, or some sort of fascination with how much they eat! “Mollie always splashes out on a big breakfast” it’s 4 hash browns and a sausage
Definitely think so and ever since she mentioned as a child she got treats on a certain night I think growing up treats was set in her mind as something occasionally and not good, but evidence shows when a child is denied something and it’s made to be a bad food then as a adult they obsess about it.
 
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600 calories in those 4 hash browns! I could say alot more but I’m keeping my mouth shut lol
 
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I really tried to follow what she was saying but I don’t understand. She said the paracetamol trick for cleaning irons isn’t for her. She then went on to say it works in the beginning but then irons break? Because of the paracetamol trick? Or irons break down and the paracetamol trick not longer works? What are you saying Lyndsey, other than to line your pockets with the undeclared Minky ad?

 
“I need these gorgeous yellow blouse” aka “I need THIS yellow blouse”. Had it been a speaking story, we all know you would’ve said BLOWERS which is equally as shit as saying these instead of this. You are a fucking idiot

For context of what I’m talking about….
 

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Also known as "Will some fool kindly gift it to me as I'm too tight to purchase it myself"
Shameless begging from Lynsey once again . ..
Ughh
Cringe
 
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I have never in my tattle life said anything nice about Lynsey ( Im on holiday, maybe the sun has got to me? )
How much better did she look in that black gym top today instead of all those silly pinks and brights that she bleats on about making her feel better?

She's still a cunt though and thats where my niceness ends.

As you were
 
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Get yersel under a parasol hen and huv a lethal aperol so aye
 
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