Lydia Millen #85 House transformation's 50 shades of puke, latest collabs are just a fluke

[Dior_to_lenor]

Aldi Snoozefest round up.

Who in their right mind is watching his content? Good for sending one to sleep but nothing else.

He is morphing into Lydiot, making a point about actually paying for things and moaning, when god forbid, that it can’t be delivered immediately during a worldwide pandemic.

The whole Lydiot hair saga was about the horrendous “red tones” she had. Her hair is pretty much a ‘Bianca from Eastenders’ shade in natural daylight, and she loves it. Go figure?!?

Aldi’s is so desperate for content he has resorted to delighting us with a picture of his breakfast of eggs on toast. Good job he pointed out and explained that the name of the rare fruit is something called a Kiwi, us mortals would never have known!

Lydiot and Aldi continue to talk to each other like unfamiliar work colleagues. With Aldi being the equivalent of tea boy. Work experience Aldi asks Miss Dimmock what she is planning to do to ‘her’ garden.

literally, there is no love lost between the pair. Spend a whole day in the garden together, no hugs, bum squeezes, cheeky grope or even just a nice cuppa . No interaction whatsoever.

Lydiot aka Miss Dimmock nearly takes off Porter’s head with a hand trowel.

The biggest bombshell or maybe a freudian slip is when filming in his “wardrobe” or “old office” he refers to it as “his bedroom”! Separate sleeping for these two A-sexuals. Lydiot would of course say that spouses sleeping apart get better sleep and alleviate marital problems, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

I’ve rinsed it to death, nothing more to add! Although watching at lightning speed just for the hilarity, it will go down in history as quite possibly one of the most boring blogs of all time.

look at the comments section, Aldi’s average age of viewer is now approximately dead seventy plus.

His next flog he will be partnered with Dreams, Stanner stairlifts and Werther's Originals.

 

[Gemma_NYC]

Well... Lydiot's "Staging" site at http://staging.lydiaelisemillen.com is live and barely functioning. Whilst her main domain (lydiaelisemillen.com) is showing her file directory. What a shame...


MY NEW HOME 2021

"With that in mind, it seemed fitting that my home on the internet reflect my growth as a woman, business woman and blogger whilst also reflecting the incredible positioning of the industry in 2021."


http://staging.lydiaelisemillen.com (4/29/21)

lydiaelisemillen.com (4/29/21)

 

[specialsnowflake123]

Dying at her last reel

She gets the frozen biscotti out the freezer

Then puts them on the cake stand (yes, still frozen)

Grabs one for herself (are they even gluten free??)

And she enjoys her frozen biscotto. Yummy!

 

[Oops...]

Blocks

I bought myself two butcher’s blocks
I strapped them to my feet
I look three inches taller now
To everyone I meet...

 

[Peppypoopar]

Drama Queens! I love them.
The two of my former landlords.
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We have a Whippet, Marley is a total love bug, she's anyones for a belly rub, such a flirt

 

[curiouser&curiouser]

I'm in absolute disbelief at her "launch", aka simple web re-design. I think the business side of her frustrates me the most because it's filled with gaslighting and narcissism.

Influencers make a business out of showcasing their personal lives and endorsing products. It's an exchange between the viewer, influencer and brand for product, service and money. That's it.

Of course, rather than a typical QVC channel, it's further complicated by a "this is me, my life, I'm not a character on a TV show, be kind I'm a person", but you continuously choose to put yourself out there to make money and sell product by showcasing your life. You're not choosing to sell product by going to a modeling agency, auditioning for an ad and signing a contract to play a character, you choose to do that by "being yourself, at home". You can always choose to press he "stop button" if it's too much or switch field.

So in the end. This is a business, you are a business woman and all communication on your various channels is a business decision.

Which is why I'm completely baffled time and time again by her launches like Glo by Lydia (how wild was that???) Karen Millen and this website.

She's purposefully vague in her Instagram announcements so that people are confused. What did she launch? A tanning spray? Clothes? What? A tanning bit? From CHINA??? Did she design this Karen Millen collection herself? What? Is this a brand launch? What? It's just a website?

And then she lies to her followers about her "sold out" product or "crashed" website because too many people went on it. And then later gaslights the followers that showed disbelief at how she could have been so thoughtless about this or that aspect that "she's just a person" and whatever you think of her launch you have to be kind to her because she makes biscotti and sits in her garden.

No Lydia, this is a business and you are trying to make money and be a business woman. Step up to the plate, deal with your consumers and address things properly or get out of the business. The fact that it keeps working becuase of her "poor me" routine is just bizarre.

Sorry end of rant.

P.S. One last thing, (please correct me if I completely missed this and it was there) but in her new and renewed shower, no tanning mitt or back scratcher whatever from her kit, or function of beauty bottles were to be found. Only a bottle of head and shoulders. And I'm sure should anyone give her grief about it should would say, "gosh people are so picky on the internet, I just put it under the sink, I use it all the time don't you fret"

 

[Lola Faith]

This is my most favourite image from her new website.

It shows her for the utter moronic twat that she is.

No clue about fashion, design, photography, placement, beauty etc etc Yet another one of her ridiculous poses, and all i see is SMUG SMUG SMUG BITCH!

 

[Jeana J]

So sad to watch Porter in her latest vlog. He was digging a hole with her and she snapped, “Stop filling it back in!”. He recognised the tone in her voice. His ears went back, his tail clamped down and he ran out of reach in a split second.

 

[GinaG1503]

Something that came to mind today...

Lydia and her arse licking subscribers are very quick to shoot down anyone who tries to give constructive feedback and label them ‘Jealous’ ‘Unsupportive of others achievements’ ‘Your comments say a lot about you as a person’. However, who remembers that podcast Lydia once did where she said with her own mouth “Around the time when we lost our dream house, I saw a girl on my Facebook buy her beautiful dream home, she was so happy and my initial thought was...BITCH!”

Yup really showed your true colours there didn’t you Lydia!

She then went on to say, in reference to these gossip forums, “So I get it, my videos highlight an area of these peoples lives that they are unhappy with and they don’t know how to channel these thoughts into a something positive.” No Lydia, just no! Aside from that being the most narcissistic thing to say and a reflection of her own morals, I think most of us can agree that these comments don’t come from a place of jealously or that we are miserable with our own lives, nor that we don’t support other people’s achievements. It’s because she is a self absorbed bully, she’s lazy, unprofessional, talentless, she’s proven herself a compulsive lair, tone deaf, plays the victim in a bid for sympathy, doesn’t take accountability for her mistakes, the list goes on and she does not deserve this level of success in life. There are plenty of genuine influencers whose success I applaud but this woman, I just cannot...sorry rant over!

 

[SteffiM]

Wait! I thought it was a joke, using genius photoshopping capabilities! I just Googled it and it’s real! How can this be? It’s his name and photo. Is it autobiographical?

Here's the Amazon blurb, it's hysterical:

"I never knew that something was missing.....until I met him.

He was cocky and rude and for the life of me, I couldn’t stop thinking about him.

Alastar O'Shea was full of sexual energy.
The things he would say, the addictive things he would do.

He knew how to make me come undone.

He knew how to love me.

He was the best experience of my life.

But do you ever really know who someone is?

What if the story I know isn’t the story at all?

I thought I knew him.

I was wrong."

 

[Lola Faith]

You guys...the website has crashed because there are simply millions of Lydia fans trying to access it to see her riveting content, gorgeous photos, and basically information about how she lives the dream!

Or

Chloe digital are shit and Lydia is having a mental fit because it's all fucked up for her launch...Now I think that's happened before hasn't it??

 

[poopettemetis]

So. A 40-minute vid to announce she’s re-launched her blog, but with new “sympathetic” branding. Wow. They’re working overtime in the bunga these days.

 

[Tinytemple]

An actual mess

those sandals are a crime.

 

[toomuchstuff]

Watching her do the Tupperware advert was brilliant.
The lies that just roll off her tongue. Does she not realise that the people who watch this advert are the people who watch her vlogs and they all know what they eat in that house and who does the cooking and I can't remember the last time we saw any batch cooking being done.
Why not make a real advert and talk about how Ali cooks and these fabulous dishes let them store the spa bog he makes, Cawwie cooks them biscoti and these fabulous dishes let them store the biscoti for 5 years, just be honest, your talking to people who KNOW YOU you fool.
Sorry but all my sympathy for you has just flown out the window now, no brains and happy without them.

 

[happyforest]

I can't stop laughing. I am toasting Chloe Digital for their "Hermés quality" of a website launch. This is even funnier with a stiff shot of Vodka.

Today has been classic Lydia. Her mediocrity is the most consistent thing about her. Lauren Costly is likely thankful this is happening right now so it takes the heat off her, ahem, "designs". Lydia cannot wait for completion before launching anything. Incapable of follow through. She is her own worst enemy. She shouldn't have "launched" the conversation until the new blog was a proven, functioning site.

Same with all these renovations. She shows things that are halfway done, then gets all upset when her viewers (which are funding her lifestyle) point out how incomplete or wrong everything is. Still no new faucets in the kitchen, right? What happened to the antique butcher block topper on the island that she banged on about? She hasn't even fixed the damn upside down lamp shades in the living room fixture; how lazy are these two adults?

As to the constant comments about her "transitioning", I find them offensive because the Queens I've had the honour of knowing have been flawless. Lydia WISHES she looked as good. No chunky unblended contour, gorgeous poise, no stomping or hunching around, just pure grace. AS IF Lydia could pass as one of them.

@Milking Keynes & @Oops... our puppy would be delighted to attend the festivities. Wilbur is happy to provide his mad truffle hunting skills, although in a pinch he can patrol the perimeter. Caveat being he'll likely enthusiastically greet anyone he meets vs actually protecting any of us. Bless him, he's yet to meet a stranger.

 

[Julia123]

Guys the site is up - It's 4:30 AM in England I think.

She's paying these people to make her a website that looks pretty much like the last one... just re-arranged a bit and a different font. Um... paying them. It's not some exclusive club she's been invited to. It's not a collaboration. Give me a break. It's a shopping website, that's it. Oh and some ramblings about ikea sofas and soaps and everything that is paid for her to write about.

Get over yourself Kim Kardashian... break the internet... ok whatever.

The comments about not watching the news and not knowing about India. I'm sure she only learned of it from other influencer's stories. She's so flippant about it. It's a heartbreaking humanitarian crisis. People are dying... they are not just bored in lockdown wishing they could get their nails done or to have a reflexology appointment. This shutting out the world is so irresponsible for a person with such a platform for potential good things. This is a new low for this bitch.

 

[coconochanel]

She's uploaded a post on IG rambling about her launch but doesnt say what it is and her minions are confused. One said 'Is it a collab with LV and thats why you are holding the bag against your face?' oooh she wishes she could get a collab with LV.

 

[blue_orchid]

So I looked at her new website.......uhhm, yeah.

I thought it would be something new and exciting, the way she barked on about it. Silly me!

Other than the new logo, I'm not seeing anything revolutionary. It's just her blog now smooshed together with links to the things she wears or buys? Wow, ground breaking.

She really must be desperate for coin when she has to do this to get every cent she can vs. affiliate links like everyone else.

From Globy, to Lauren, to this....yet another epic let down...yet again.

Every few months, she bangs on about a new me, a new phase, my new life, my new brand, nope, sorry...now the relaunch of my new brand..so my old brand, but new.

Geez, freaking Louise....yet the greed, the narcissism, the lack of professionalism, creativity and intelligence always remain. There is nothing new, she has not evolved, she has not gained self-awareness, nothing. She claimed she is now a 33 year old woman yet acts like a 3 year old when she does not get her way. No, she's just a greedy, rude, deceptive, unkind, bullying brat.

In all honestly, I think she knows her social media career is flailing. What she should be spending her coin on is a career specialist to help her transition to the real working world like the rest of us, because her brand is crashing and burning.

She could have stepped forward, acknowledged her vicious behavior and apologized but she rather continue on with this facade of perfectionism, wealth and forced happiness.

We can all see right through it. She's unhappy, miserable, empty and nothing will ever be enough for her. I just see this continued crashing and burning of her brand the rest of 2021.

And she will have caused her own demise. Hope the $ and freebies were all worth it.

 

[Gemma_NYC]

She then went on to say, in reference to these gossip forums, “So I get it, my videos highlight an area of these peoples lives that they are unhappy with and they don’t know how to channel these thoughts into a something positive.” No Lydia, just no! Aside from that being the most narcissistic thing to say and a reflection of her own morals, I think most of us can agree that these comments don’t come from a place of jealously or that we are miserable with our own lives, nor that we don’t support other people’s achievements. It’s because she is a self absorbed bully, she’s lazy, unprofessional, talentless, she’s proven herself a compulsive lair, tone deaf, plays the victim in a bid for sympathy, doesn’t take accountability for her mistakes, the list goes on and she does not deserve this level of success in life. There are plenty of genuine influencers whose success I applaud but this woman, I just cannot...sorry rant over!

Lydia Muppet Millen is a malignant narcissist to the core.

Truth be told, I ventured to 3rd party sites because Lydia deleting "negative" comments that make her "unhappy" is an extreme sport. I'd wager most of us here took to online forums to discuss her because even constructive comments triggered her and it's a nice spot to reveal her incessant treachery.

Imagine, Lydia has a home account @lydiamillenhome geared towards her home and there's barely a photo of Ali in sight. That's her "husband," mind you, and most home accounts, include both people (especially if they are both influenzas).

Lydiot can't stand for it not to be all about her.

She decided to partake in a public career which opens her up to public discourse. As such, if we happen to click upon the travesty that she is, we are at liberty to comment on her incessant lies, brand-begging, bitching, ad defrauding, scandalizing, bamboozling, and general malignant behavior.

I look at it as a public service. We can all do our part.

To be frank, no one wants Lydia's sad little life.

And no one –– absolutely no one –– is jealous of that monstrosity.

She's so deluded it would be hilarious if it weren't so tragic.

 

[Narniagirls]

Don't you think it's all a bit sad though? Her life is so bizarre that all she does all day is pretend to potter about doing jobs and ensuring the execution of this pottering about is aesthetically pleasing? As if she lives in an Instagram reality. Every ounce of joy for her comes from something looking like she's living an aspirational lifestyle, and she's so caught up trying to create the image of this lifestyle that she forgets to actually live it. "Yay my greenhouse has a log burner for outdoor lunches" - sorry when and with whom are you doing that? And how much time will you spend pruning, staging and perfecting the aesthetic of the experience rather than actually enjoying the experience?? I mean seriously, she needs to stop worrying about whether all her stuff looks good on camera and actually enjoy some of the enormous privilege she has.