Elle Belle
Chatty Member
Better late than never @SteffiM. Although I'm still verging on never.
- She cleans the camera by breathing on the lens and wiping it with her dress sleeve. So here's the problem. You're nasty. And not in the good way.
- She says you're not going to believe the sounds coming from the house. There are no workmen today. She has silence apart from Porter, but animals don't count. How they can pack that much stupid in one body is a medical mystery to me.
- Lauren has asked her when she wants to kick start phase two. She honestly said she needs to put it off until early next year. She needs to save some more pennies. These people are boring. I'm bored. This is boring.
- She's shows us her PR H&M dress that she's wearing. The one she wiped her lens with. More floral for spring. Groundbreaking. She's not opened her order as these are fulfilling her so much. She thinks hands down this is the best thing H&M have done since her collection. They're so align with her. She sent it over saying guys I want it all. At this juncture, you're actually lower than a worm's tit.
- She says it's quiet apart from Porter crying for his mummy. He's locked in the kitchen. Standard.
- Another birthday present - the joy. Bored, bored. No wait something is coming through. A gifted magnolia tree. Nope bored, bored. She's going to plant it and buy a bench so it's a focal point.
- She lists the names of the flowers for her new flower beds. She can pronounce none. Now I'm not necessarily saying you're stupid, but maybe you should take up an activity that doesn't require any intellect. Like colouring.
- She's gone on a shopping spree on Amazon. She kept making order after order after order. Just like beautiful gift cards in bulk that you can add your own message. I imagine 'I'm sorry Nicky for unleashing the red dragon' still awaits to be written.
- She's booked a private puppy trainer as Porter keeps barking at the sound of her voice. She moans to Ali when he returns that she can't vlog. Firstly, where has Ali gone? JK. Rhetorical question. The car park obviously. But he's normally like the Olympic torch - never allowed to go out. Secondly, dogs bark for attention. I want to be nice to you Lydia, I really do, but you're just so stupid.
- She's very self-aware and has realised the reason she didn't do well at school is she should have had her own tutor. Tutor Lesson one. You can't fix stupid. She thrives off person to person praise. Her mind wanders when people talk to her. Porter continues to bark and she fangs 'alright alright' and let's him into the living room. He's trying to get her attention by pulling on her dress, but she ignores him. She's distracted. She's opening another birthday gift. Obviously. She puts him back in the kitchen because he's going to ruin her haul and ruin mummy's makeup.Scenario Nightmare - If I was stranded on an deserted island with you, I'd be making a canoe out of you.
- She's bought a rollneck jumper. Only one. She says she buys in bulk usually. Socks. They're not right. Thongs next. For gardening. Too many stupid people. Too few bullets.
- She tells Ali to come hither. She's treated him to a USB cable. First kinky gardening thongs now cable to tie him up in the greenhouse. Be still my beating heart. Said no-one ever.
- She's been walking around the house saying I cannot find my camera in an Iranian accent. She loves how Iranians say cammm-er-aaaa. Congratulations on not making it through another vlog without saying something overtly racist. Black lives m...WHAT?!
- The cake stand arrived broken. She feels it's such a faff sending things back. That's because you order so much shit that Cawwee would be able to claim squatter's rights at the post office.
- She wishes she could command Porter not to pull on mummy's clothes. Her puppy lesson was cancelled as she used the wrong link. May I never run out of Tattle moderator approved ways to tell you you're stupid.
- Ali is singing Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? to Lumi. But definitely not in French. She tells Ali he looks very sexy in his pinny. Sexy is not the condition he has. Definitely not. It's commonly known as 'being whipped'.
-She thinks the general theme of the vlog has been practicality. It's not. It's stupidity. But great vlog Lydia. It was the end for me.
- She cleans the camera by breathing on the lens and wiping it with her dress sleeve. So here's the problem. You're nasty. And not in the good way.
- She says you're not going to believe the sounds coming from the house. There are no workmen today. She has silence apart from Porter, but animals don't count. How they can pack that much stupid in one body is a medical mystery to me.
- Lauren has asked her when she wants to kick start phase two. She honestly said she needs to put it off until early next year. She needs to save some more pennies. These people are boring. I'm bored. This is boring.
- She's shows us her PR H&M dress that she's wearing. The one she wiped her lens with. More floral for spring. Groundbreaking. She's not opened her order as these are fulfilling her so much. She thinks hands down this is the best thing H&M have done since her collection. They're so align with her. She sent it over saying guys I want it all. At this juncture, you're actually lower than a worm's tit.
- She says it's quiet apart from Porter crying for his mummy. He's locked in the kitchen. Standard.
- Another birthday present - the joy. Bored, bored. No wait something is coming through. A gifted magnolia tree. Nope bored, bored. She's going to plant it and buy a bench so it's a focal point.
- She lists the names of the flowers for her new flower beds. She can pronounce none. Now I'm not necessarily saying you're stupid, but maybe you should take up an activity that doesn't require any intellect. Like colouring.
- She's gone on a shopping spree on Amazon. She kept making order after order after order. Just like beautiful gift cards in bulk that you can add your own message. I imagine 'I'm sorry Nicky for unleashing the red dragon' still awaits to be written.
- She's booked a private puppy trainer as Porter keeps barking at the sound of her voice. She moans to Ali when he returns that she can't vlog. Firstly, where has Ali gone? JK. Rhetorical question. The car park obviously. But he's normally like the Olympic torch - never allowed to go out. Secondly, dogs bark for attention. I want to be nice to you Lydia, I really do, but you're just so stupid.
- She's very self-aware and has realised the reason she didn't do well at school is she should have had her own tutor. Tutor Lesson one. You can't fix stupid. She thrives off person to person praise. Her mind wanders when people talk to her. Porter continues to bark and she fangs 'alright alright' and let's him into the living room. He's trying to get her attention by pulling on her dress, but she ignores him. She's distracted. She's opening another birthday gift. Obviously. She puts him back in the kitchen because he's going to ruin her haul and ruin mummy's makeup.
- She's bought a rollneck jumper. Only one. She says she buys in bulk usually. Socks. They're not right. Thongs next. For gardening. Too many stupid people. Too few bullets.
- She tells Ali to come hither. She's treated him to a USB cable. First kinky gardening thongs now cable to tie him up in the greenhouse. Be still my beating heart. Said no-one ever.
- She's been walking around the house saying I cannot find my camera in an Iranian accent. She loves how Iranians say cammm-er-aaaa. Congratulations on not making it through another vlog without saying something overtly racist. Black lives m...WHAT?!
- The cake stand arrived broken. She feels it's such a faff sending things back. That's because you order so much shit that Cawwee would be able to claim squatter's rights at the post office.
- She wishes she could command Porter not to pull on mummy's clothes. Her puppy lesson was cancelled as she used the wrong link. May I never run out of Tattle moderator approved ways to tell you you're stupid.
- Ali is singing Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? to Lumi. But definitely not in French. She tells Ali he looks very sexy in his pinny. Sexy is not the condition he has. Definitely not. It's commonly known as 'being whipped'.
-She thinks the general theme of the vlog has been practicality. It's not. It's stupidity. But great vlog Lydia. It was the end for me.
. He has the obvious advantage of speed but also the cinched in waist of dreams and fur the colour of sunny flash, for camouflage purposes. One other attribute, which he doesn’t like to brag about, is his head cunningly disguises as a spin bike saddle. 
